You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
4. Your mouse pad has to be replaced every 3 weeks because its worn through
5. The dogs have made their favorite lying place under your computer
6. The first thing you check when you come home is to see if your computer is still there...oh and then the kids....
7. you wish you could invent a heated keyboard for those cold fingers late at night
8. Sleep becomes one of those pain in the ass things that has to be done
9. Sex is something that you vaguelly recall having before your computer came along.
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