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    Linda wants to break up with her boyfriend John, who is a soldier stationed in Afghanistan for over a year now. She writes him a letter: "Dear John, because you are so far away for so long now, I want to end our relationship. I must also admit that I have cheated on you twice. Would you please send my photograph back? Love Linda"

    John reads the letter and asks all of his collegues if they have any photographs of women to spare. He selected the nicest pictures (57) and sent them all to Linda with the following note: "Dear Linda, I can't remember how you look. Please take your picture and send the rest back. All the best, John"
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    Excellent comeback! lol good job John!
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    Haha, i would of loved to have seen the look on her face!
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    I'm assum that this is a joke, but great line

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    That's a good one.

    A great reply to a dear John letter!
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    LOL...Hilarious..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElaineGardiner View Post
    Haha, i would of loved to have seen the look on her face!
    Hahaha.. Yeah, her face must have turn into dark red and got her ears and nose burnin' with smoke fuzzing out..

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