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    Three old men are talking about their infirmities.

    The 70 year old says: "Every morning I wake up at 6 and it takes more than 15 minutes before I'm able to pee."

    The 80 year old says: "Every morning I wake up at 7 and it takes more than half an hour before I can make a dump."

    The 90 year old says: "Every morning at 8 I piss and **** like a horse."

    "So, what's your problem then?", the other 2 asked.

    The 90 year old replies: "I only wake up at 9!"
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    Dirty and funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by casinoplanet View Post
    The 80 year old says: "Every morning I wake up at 7 and it takes more than half an hour before I can make a dump."
    That's worrying - i have the same problem and i'm less that half the age....
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    Ahhh Poor thing, that is sad!

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    If not needing a dump as first thing when i get up is the most concerning thing in my life, i consider my life exceptionally blessed lol.
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    Yuk!

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    ha ha ha nice one, I like it... lol

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    haha nice! Thats probably going to happen to me when im that age... no shame in that!

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    the joys of getting old

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