Results 1 to 7 of 7
  1. #1
    matthewt's Avatar
    matthewt is offline On Vacation
    Join Date
    July 2006
    Location
    US
    Posts
    525
    Blog Entries
    5
    Thanks
    1,003
    Thanked 207 Times in 162 Posts

    Talking Here's a couple good ones:

    Hey, here's a random shot: I bet you I could stop gambling.



    "I can resist everything but temptation."
    - Mark Twain


  2. The Following User Says Thank You to matthewt For This Useful Post:

    Alex_PlayAttack (12 September 2017)

  3. #2
    sakisarv is offline Private Member
    Join Date
    June 2010
    Posts
    78
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts

    Default

    I fully agree with this.
    Tips bet | Review etairies stoiximaton

  4. #3
    sweetbet's Avatar
    sweetbet is offline Private Member
    Join Date
    November 2012
    Posts
    2,691
    Blog Entries
    5
    Thanks
    840
    Thanked 1,503 Times in 1,040 Posts

    Default

    While reading the newspaper, Bill turns around to his friend and says; "You know, according to this study, 1 in every 7 people have a gambling problem of some sort. My money is on Richard"
    Sweet Bet - Reviews of reputable online casinos, poker sites, sportsbooks & bingo halls
    USA Online Casinos | Canadian Online Casinos | Bitcoin Casinos | Live Dealer Casinos | Free Spin Casinos | US Online Casinos | Just HODL Crypto

  5. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to sweetbet For This Useful Post:

    Alex_PlayAttack (12 September 2017), Miles_Videoslots (12 September 2017)

  6. #4
    matthewt's Avatar
    matthewt is offline On Vacation
    Join Date
    July 2006
    Location
    US
    Posts
    525
    Blog Entries
    5
    Thanks
    1,003
    Thanked 207 Times in 162 Posts

    Default

    Do you know how I can tell Phil, my next door neighbor, has a gambling problem? His kids are named Check and Raise.


  7. #5
    matthewt's Avatar
    matthewt is offline On Vacation
    Join Date
    July 2006
    Location
    US
    Posts
    525
    Blog Entries
    5
    Thanks
    1,003
    Thanked 207 Times in 162 Posts

    Lightbulb Please Lord:

    Never doubt what one prayer can do:

    Please Lord
    Let me prove that winning
    the lottery wont spoil me.


  8. #6
    matthewt's Avatar
    matthewt is offline On Vacation
    Join Date
    July 2006
    Location
    US
    Posts
    525
    Blog Entries
    5
    Thanks
    1,003
    Thanked 207 Times in 162 Posts

    Default

    More people would call gambling hotlines if they made every 10th caller a winner.


  9. #7
    muffincrumbs's Avatar
    muffincrumbs is offline Public Member
    Join Date
    March 2013
    Location
    Neither here nor there
    Posts
    303
    Blog Entries
    5
    Thanks
    261
    Thanked 116 Times in 87 Posts

    Default

    A hundred dollar bill says you can't prove I have a gambling issue.

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •