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    It's caption contest time again!

    The September issue of the GPWA Times magazine includes the cartoon shown below. It depicts a gambling affiliate with a glazed look in his eyes, sitting down with a fortune teller.

    What is being said in this cartoon? We're leaving that up to you.

    Within this thread, submit a witty caption for this cartoon. Feel free to submit more than one. The GPWA staff will pick the one that made us laugh the hardest and the winner will receive a free copy of the iGaming Business Directory.

    Good luck! And congratulations to Melvin, who won last issue's contest. See the September issue of the GPWA Times to see what his winning caption was for the cartoon of the gambling affiliate going to a family reunion.

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    CWC Martyn as a younger man visited a fortune teller to fore see his future, and sat stunned and in shock when the fortune teller revealed that he would be "BALD" as an adult!!!

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    P.S. I don't get the magazine so can someone PM the winning caption when the magazine comes out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RayUK View Post
    P.S. I don't get the magazine so can someone PM the winning caption when the magazine comes out?

    Just fill in your mailing address at http://www.gpwa.org/forum/profile.php?do=editprofile and we'll send the magazine out to you. This is the only thing we'll use the address for (it is kept private).
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    Quote Originally Posted by CityGuard View Post
    Just fill in your mailing address at http://www.gpwa.org/forum/profile.php?do=editprofile and we'll send the magazine out to you. This is the only thing we'll use the address for (it is kept private).
    I did that when I first signed up, got two copies (Jan and April 2009), then they stopped. I assumed that this was because I was UK and it cost a fair bit to send them and/or because I am a newbie/public member and so they were just a couple of issues so I can see what they are like.

    I liked the magazine and read it all the way through, so if you want to put me back on the list that would be good. I don't mind if you don't though bearing in mind I haven't got my first portal up yet - things started to go horribly wrong at the beginning of this year and I am only just back on track.
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    Seems the most recent two issues didn't arrive at your door. I'm passing this information on to our shipping administrator to identify what happened and to make sure you receive the ones you missed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CityGuard View Post
    Seems the most recent two issues didn't arrive at your door. I'm passing this information on to our shipping administrator to identify what happened and to make sure you receive the ones you missed.
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