Latest GPWA Times Cartoon Caption Contest (June 2009 issue)

[vinism]

It's caption contest time again!

The June issue of the GPWA Times magazine includes the cartoon shown below. It depicts a scenario most of you are familiar with.

If you work in the online gambling world as an affiliate, you've heard the questions hundreds -- or maybe even thousands -- of times. "What is it exactly that you do for a living?"

The answer to this question can particularly difficult to explain to family members who simply don't get it. Pictured below is a GPWA affiliate who is attending a family reunion when the subject comes up once again. And as he opens up his laptop and tries to explain, the questions don't stop. What's being said here? Well, we want to leave that up to you.

Within this thread, submit a witty caption for this cartoon. Feel free to submit more than one. The GPWA staff will pick the one that made us laugh the hardest and the winner will receive a free copy of the iGaming Business Directory.

Good luck!

[giggles7p]

After hours of describing the strategy of marketing a business online, and the long hours of learning SEO, Branding, niche's, dealing with affiliate Managers, other Affiliates, keeping your websites updated with fresh material and all the content writing, keyword placements....etc....Joe Affiliate finally admits with a "sigh", "Yes, I gamble online, I am an addict, I make no money i just gamble what i do have everyday, please help me!"......Family members shout "I Knew It"!!

ARGHHHHHH

[casinojack]

"I wish i was outside getting a burger"

[Betpartners]

"Oh the shame, you could have got in to Porn, you could have sold body parts, you could have run guns or dealed in drugs, you could have even become a politician, but oh no, not you, you had to do gambling didn't you"

[casinojack]

"He says he does charity work for Giving Pretty Woman Anything, or the GPWA.org"

[LiveCasinoPartners]

Frustrated guy at the computer, "For the last time Mom, I do NOT sell porn!.... can I please have lunch now?"

[Chips]

Women: "When I said we were going to play Bingo, I did not mean ONLINE!"

[Skinski]

sigh.......I've told you mom, I am not a criminal .

[Anthony]

"These people are so clueless... If I can get just one of them to play, I can get that new car!"

[vinism]

These captions are great! Keep them coming.

[mojo]

These captions are great! Keep them coming.

Ok, I could use a break.

Wife:

"Sorry Uncle Fred, we couldn't leave the computer home. George is now being fed intravenously around the clock from his gambling websites."

[boozaa]

Mom really i just sell crack and porn online,

phewwwwww that was close, i thought i might have had to own up to working for grand prive affiliates,

[Nandakishore]

"Oh no! I am not a gambler. I am a Unionist and earn my living as the General Secretary of GPWA, the Gamblers' Paradise Workers Association."

[Melvin]

For the last time mom, google bot is NOT a movie character played by Arnold Swarchenegger...

[Redbush54]

ok Robin, I know you have GamTrak Software, GamTrak Software Blog, GamTrak Affiliate Academy, GamTrak Affiliate Program, GamTrak Affiliate Blog and the Online Gambling Portal but do you really expect me to believe your working on those and not FARMING at farmtown on facebook?

[TrishOZ]

For the last time mom, google bot is NOT a movie character played by Arnold Swarchenegger...

lol that's great!

[GamTrak]

Woman:

"So why do you have to fly 20 hours to met these folks if you can talk to them online everyday?"

"My friend wants to know how long it will take her to get a quarter million dollar home if she learn to use a laptop like you do?"

"Hey cousin nerd can you loan me the money to go to school to learn to do what you do?"

[TrishOZ]

"GPW Whaaaaaaaaaat?"

[thepokerkeep]

Yes!! I know the family reunion is half over.... I just need to finish one more article before I quit for the day.

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I told you I didn't want to come to the reunion! I like my GPWA friends wayyy more than my family.... at least they "get" what I do for a living!

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I can't quit now.... someone is stealing my content and i have to report them on GPWA. My friends there will know what I should do!

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Reunion?? What reunion?? I didn't read anything on GPWA about a family reunion!

[Tony]

I have web sites! Are you making money? Some times; yea what kind of web sites Tony, Mmmm you know just websites, I don’t want to see you in jail Tony, Oh just gambling sites. Now I know why he is always broke, you don’t make money gambling, I don’t gamble I just promote gambling, yea right.