New cartoon caption contest

[vinism]

It's caption contest time again! On page 10 of the May issue of the GPWA Times magazine, we have a cartoon about a bar scene that needs a caption. After looking at the cartoon, please post your caption here. The funniest one will win an iGaming Business Directory. (And if you don't have your GPWA Times yet, don't worry. You'll be getting it soon. Or you can see it in the sample pages from the magazine.) And congrats to mojo, who won the contest from the last issue.

[vinism]

From mojo (posted in a different thread, see link below):

GP Dude: Why are all these Women staring at me.

Bartender Fred: Because you are wearing the Hot GPWA T-Shirt. Honest, Trustworthy..Ethical.

GP Dude: Dam! I thought it was my Hard Drive.

http://www.gpwa.org/forum/cartoon-ca...tml#post512749

[vinism]

From doolally (posted in a different thread, see link below):

Guy to Bartender, "So what if the girls are eyeing me up, can't you see I'm reading the GPWA forums!"

or

Guy to Bartender, "Girls!! Who cares. I can hit the jackpot on this thing for only $50."

http://www.gpwa.org/forum/cartoon-ca...tml#post512755

[Chips]

No, we do not have GPWA with a twist! You really need to get a life Vin!

[BigredMike]

bartender: Hey buddy, you know the rules.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.