Poker by ABSOLUT VODKA

[Peter]

Hi! I'm Peter. As a representive of ABSOLUT VODKA, it´s my pleasure to tell you about ABSOLUT's new online poker site. Check out if you want to escape the cold winter. Go to ABSOLUT Winter´s poker lounge at absolut.com/poker. Get recipes for some hot drinks and first of all try to make it top ten at ABSOLUT Hold'em.

Thanks for your attention, I hope I didn´t disturb.

Sincerely, Peter

[jarvi]

Thanks for your attention, I hope I didn´t disturb.

Yes well it did. No need to send me a PM as well as post here.

[casinoglen]

Hi Peter,

The way I understand it, you caused quite an uproar here. I also understand that you have been warned already. Consider this a warning to the general public here then.

• We do not allow player offers on any kind whatsoever

• We DO NOT USE THE PM FUNCTION TO SPAM

• We do not post in multiple forums, the same message

• Avoiding sending administrators messages here does not mean that we won't know that you sent everyone in the world a pm. The membership tells us

• One warning is all you get. The second time you won't be able to reach the forum anymore

• Welcome to GPWA. The forum is here for all to use, and we certainly welcome everyone to make use of GPWA. What we do not welcome, is spammy registrations, spammy posts, and spammy pms.

• Thank you and have a great day!

[Waz]

This must be a joke, right?