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    Angry *#@$ Rude Neighbor!!!

    I just can't believe how rude some neighbors can be. My next door neighbor came knocking on my front door at 2am this morning. Can you believe it, 2 am?

    Fortunately for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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    I think my neighbours are up to something as well, every time I get my binoculars out they close their curtains..
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    You guys have some weird neighbours, people look at me weird when im walking my dog... Im starting to think its becuase of the zebra thong Im wearing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel_LCP View Post
    You guys have some weird neighbours, people look at me weird when im walking my dog... Im starting to think its becuase of the zebra thong Im wearing
    Oi! Pictures please.
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    OMG. I just realised this was a joke.

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    Good one Ixian Subtly worded. Many are going to get caught...

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    Oi! Pictures please.
    I second that. Since we have all been able to appreciate how the upper half look like, it would be good to see if the bottom half is as attractive
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    This thread made me really lol

    Im starting to think its becuase of the zebra thong Im wearing
    had me almost off my chair

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    my neighbour called me an annoying prick!!!...i almost choked on my vuvuzela

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    My neighbours are really snotty - new neighbours. Irish guy and Chinese wife - first conversation with them, they asked me if I rented the place. WTF! WTF!

    Anyway... then our maid had one wheel of her car parked on his side of the lawn - and he came rattling at the door yelling at the missus and maid to get the car of his lawn. Fair enough - but he could have asked. I was away from the house at the time, so I think he felt all "Mr Big Balls".

    Then one Sunday, at 5pm, he stamps across the road and is banging on the door of the new young Vietnamese family across the road, screaming and yelling that they turn the karaoke down - he slammed their front door shut, broke the wind chimes, shattering it across their front porch. Kids birthday party came to a halt.

    Nasty guy. Anyway.. my wife said that if they ever get robbed, and we see it happening - we're not saying s@#t.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rak View Post
    My neighbours are really snotty - new neighbours. Irish guy and Chinese wife - first conversation with them, they asked me if I rented the place. WTF! WTF!

    Anyway... then our maid had one wheel of her car parked on his side of the lawn - and he came rattling at the door yelling at the missus and maid to get the car of his lawn. Fair enough - but he could have asked. I was away from the house at the time, so I think he felt all "Mr Big Balls".

    Then one Sunday, at 5pm, he stamps across the road and is banging on the door of the new young Vietnamese family across the road, screaming and yelling that they turn the karaoke down - he slammed their front door shut, broke the wind chimes, shattering it across their front porch. Kids birthday party came to a halt.

    Nasty guy. Anyway.. my wife said that if they ever get robbed, and we see it happening - we're not saying s@#t.

    Talk about the neighbour from hell Maybe you and the others should encourage him to move away

    How about the bush where he won't be bothered with neighbours
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