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    Default The Snake and the Skunk

    A married couple returns from a safari holiday. They have caught a snake and a skunk, which they want to smuggle into the country.

    Near customs, the woman gets nervous and asks her husband what to do.

    The man answers: "I'll put the snake around my belly, so it looks like a belt. And you should put the skunk in your panties".

    The woman reacts upset: "But that smells awful".

    The man: "Ahh, I don't think it will bother the animal".
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    Ouch! Must be related to the hospital guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chips View Post
    Ouch! Must be related to the hospital guy.
    Yeah right
    "Depend on the rabbit's foot if you like, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit." R.E. Shay

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    Hahahhaahah gold!
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    Poor skunk LOL

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    Perhaps he should have smuggled some bodywash or soap for his wife haha

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    haha nice! Thanks for sharing it!

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    LOL)
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    Yuk! funny though

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    thats funny love it

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