You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

[cat]

...when you recognize that other people don't like their job.

[Nandakishore]

You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you......

know that an Affiliate Manager is neither paid for managing an affiliate nor for gambling

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[Nodepositworld]

... you get to the bank and they think you are a scam artist and hold your over seas checks for 7 buisness days
....you are still cursing Neteller for being little bitches about the USA gambling law
.... You are still cursing the gambling law
.... Mojo is on your msn
... puma is no longer a cat in the jungle but a wierd affiliate kinda guy
....your inbox now gives you 2 choices, claim your 10 million in winnings as long as you provide your personal info or play a bonus at an online casino
....

[thepokerkeep]

You wake up in the dead of night and run to your computer to write the awesome article that just popped into your head while you slept.

You spend one half of your day checking your key word rankings and the other half trying different ways to improve them.

[TheGooner]

In the April issue of the GPWA Times magazine, we ask you to complete the sentence "You know you're a gambling affiliate if..." We included some examples in the magazine, and invited you to post your best efforts here. We'll print the most creative entries in the next issue of the GPWA Times magazine.

You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

... you know your April gambling magazine will finally arrive down-under sometime in May (hopefully).

[mojo]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if another gambling affiliate knows they are a gambling affiliate if....

.... Mojo is on your msn

[Nandakishore]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if you are holding a 1000 page gambling directory in your hand and trying to find on which of these 1000 pages you will find yourself.

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[CityGuard]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if you are holding a 1000 page gambling directory in your hand and trying to find on which of these 1000 pages you will find yourself.

...you're listed as a site owner on the right-hand column of page 670 and an overview of your Online Casino Newsroom site is included at the bottom of the left-hand column on page 539.

[thepokerkeep]

...you're listed as a site owner on the right-hand column of page 670 and an overview of your Online Casino Newsroom site is included at the bottom of the left-hand column on page 539.

LOL There's one in every crowd...

[CityGuard]

LOL There's one in every crowd...

Hehe, absolutely! And the worst part is those page numbers I gave are accurate. I have a nice spot for the book in reaching distance of my desk chair.

[AussieDave]

You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you......

1. Ask your partner/wife a question & he/she forgets your name!
2. Realise that there is only 24 hours in one day.
3. Are away from your PC and you get withdrawal symptoms.
4. Know a blackberry doesn't come from a prickly bush.
5. Know Dreamweaver isn't connect to Indian folk law or a 70's hit song by Gary Wright!

Cheers



Dave

PS: For those wanting a trip down memory lane:
Gary Wright - Dreamweaver

[mojo]

[*]Realise that there is only 24 hours in one day.

That about sums it up Dave!

[cat]

when being asked what you are doing telling you sell software and webmaster stuff and things like that on the internet.

[bonustreak]

You automatically whip out your blackberry on a first date and respond to emails without even a second thought, of course there is not a 2nd date

[Henri]

I have to say you pretty covered everything guys

But here is what it would be for me:

... you always try to get a better ranking
... you always struggle remembering your affiliate ID
... wherever you going you always wonder about internet and surfing
... whenever your playing in a casino it's always working (you're right)
... you never know what time you are finishing

Hope that will do the job...

[AE-Martyn]

Not sure if this has been said already but...

Call your kids by your affiliate ID!!

[Henri]

I hope it never happened to anyone ! Other wise it s really time for them

to have a break.

Not sure if this has been said already but...

Call your kids by your affiliate ID!!

[Spin21]

..spend your days spotting for whales and looking out for sharks
..become increasingly nervous at the end of the month in case someone somewhere hits the jackpot
..suffer a daily 2 minute commute to the office

Online Casino
Online Roulette
Roulette

[bonustreak]

Call your kids by your affiliate ID!!

[Doolally]

When people just don't get that your games playing is "research."