You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

[chalkoutline]

Some great ones there folks!

... you can legitimately say that you have been working after having spent the day chatting with friends here on the forums.

... you break out in a cold sweat when outside of wifi range!

... you repeatedly have to explain what cookies are

... you have to clarify that you don't run your own online casino when friends and family ask

[Renee]

.. when you tell people what you do for a living they blink twice at you and look at you as if you've just spoken in another language.
They then either don't ask what that is because they don't want to seem stupid, or go 'Huh, whats that?' to which you explain, and they think you actually deal cards to people on the internet...

... when you're talking to someone about anything random you ask if they have a website and if so, see if it has an affiliate program.. if not, you offer to make them a site with the design fee being a % commission.

[Chips]

10. You have worn the letters off your keyboard and replaced it with an ergonomic board.
9. Your family does not recognize you the dinner table.
8. You cash a poker tournament while reading email and adding content ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
7. You tell your friends and family you really are working (when on facebook)
6. You stay up "a few more minutes" to check your keywords at Google.
5. You wake up at your keyboard.
4. You wife offers to buy a wedding band for your computer.
3. You have a spreadsheet of all the sites you promote and the contact info.
2. You think Google is a cyptic word for torture.


And the #1 reason you know you are a gambling affiliate is...

You truly believe that working 18 hour days is paying off when you cruise your stats and find you landed a whale!

[casinolatte]

your broke from paying your kids of to clean the house!
your running to the bank to beat the withdrawl!
your dreaming of 18 free spins and you wake up

[Nandakishore]

"You know you're a gambling affiliate if..."

1. you know that without gamblers your affiliate is not worth a penny
2. you don't think that with UIGEA the US government signals undaunted support of the Underground Institution of Gambling Enthusiasts in America

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[penny-slot-machines]

"You know you're a gambling affiliate if..."

1. You reply to a thread entitled "You know you're a gambling affiliate if..."

[Chips]

Originally Posted by penny-slot-machines

"You know you're a gambling affiliate if..."

1. You reply to a thread entitled "You know you're a gambling affiliate if..."

I vote this to be the perfect answer! Well said penny!

[MichelleCanaffco]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if:

1. You have learned to master the 5 minute shower.

2. Your dinner is served to you in front of the computer.

3. You do the potty dance for hours because you're afraid if you walk away you're going to miss the latest gpwa post, a message or a deposit.

4. You recceive 10 spams a day for male enhancement products

5. You know what MGR, SEO, and CPA means.

6. You have a system set up that you are almost afraid to admit to anyone how you can comfortably work from your bed.

7. You go to the corner store in your PJ's, then wonder why people laughed when you said you've been working SO hard ALL day.

8. The first task of every day is to check your forum for porn spam.

[GamTrak]

"You know you're a gambling affiliate if"

1. You dream about tags, properties, and search engines.

2. You wake up and go directly to the computer before doing anything else.

3. Your syblings are amazed at what you do and want to work for you.

4. You fly 22 hours round-trip in a five day span to hang out and meet with folks you've never met knowing the jet lag will be bad.

5. You take your laptop and wait in the car (utilizing a broadband internet card) while hubby run arrands.

6. You have so many programs open to multi-task that your system becomes unstable.

[Mackan]

You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you......

Claim to have invented the spam filter when putting up a sticker on your letterbox saying "No adverts please"