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Old 15th-April-2008, 09:22 AM
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...when you recognize that other people don't like their job.
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You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you......

know that an Affiliate Manager is neither paid for managing an affiliate nor for gambling

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... you get to the bank and they think you are a scam artist and hold your over seas checks for 7 buisness days
....you are still cursing Neteller for being little bitches about the USA gambling law
.... You are still cursing the gambling law
.... Mojo is on your msn
... puma is no longer a cat in the jungle but a wierd affiliate kinda guy
....your inbox now gives you 2 choices, claim your 10 million in winnings as long as you provide your personal info or play a bonus at an online casino
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You wake up in the dead of night and run to your computer to write the awesome article that just popped into your head while you slept.

You spend one half of your day checking your key word rankings and the other half trying different ways to improve them.
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In the April issue of the GPWA Times magazine, we ask you to complete the sentence "You know you're a gambling affiliate if..." We included some examples in the magazine, and invited you to post your best efforts here. We'll print the most creative entries in the next issue of the GPWA Times magazine.
You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

... you know your April gambling magazine will finally arrive down-under sometime in May (hopefully).
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Old 18th-April-2008, 05:13 PM
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You know you're a gambling affiliate if another gambling affiliate knows they are a gambling affiliate if....

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You know you're a gambling affiliate if you are holding a 1000 page gambling directory in your hand and trying to find on which of these 1000 pages you will find yourself.

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You know you're a gambling affiliate if you are holding a 1000 page gambling directory in your hand and trying to find on which of these 1000 pages you will find yourself.
...you're listed as a site owner on the right-hand column of page 670 and an overview of your Online Casino Newsroom site is included at the bottom of the left-hand column on page 539.
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...you're listed as a site owner on the right-hand column of page 670 and an overview of your Online Casino Newsroom site is included at the bottom of the left-hand column on page 539.
LOL There's one in every crowd...
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Old 18th-April-2008, 07:06 PM
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LOL There's one in every crowd...
Hehe, absolutely! And the worst part is those page numbers I gave are accurate. I have a nice spot for the book in reaching distance of my desk chair.
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