You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

[topboss]

You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
4. Your mouse pad has to be replaced every 3 weeks because its worn through
5. The dogs have made their favorite lying place under your computer
6. The first thing you check when you come home is to see if your computer is still there...oh and then the kids....
7. you wish you could invent a heated keyboard for those cold fingers late at night
8. Sleep becomes one of those pain in the ass things that has to be done
9. Sex is something that you vaguelly recall having before your computer came along.

[AE-Martyn]

You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
4. Your mouse pad has to be replaced every 3 weeks because its worn through
5. The dogs have made their favorite lying place under your computer
6. The first thing you check when you come home is to see if your computer is still there...oh and then the kids....
7. you wish you could invent a heated keyboard for those cold fingers late at night
8. Sleep becomes one of those pain in the ass things that has to be done
9. Sex is something that you vaguelly recall having before your computer came along.

hahahahaha

[GamTrak]

You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"

ROTFLMAO! Now that is me all the way. LOL

[bonustreak]

2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty

LMAOOO... have you been to my house?

Oh I went shopping yesterday at Victoria Secret for my new fall office clothes. Have to dress for success!

[Lottoelite]

You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you......

1. Realise that there is only 24 hours in one day!!! So true!

And you always struggle remembering your affiliate ID and start to believe you have various personalities!

[Kelly - Bet365]

you know you're a gambling affiliate manager when.......... you have to explain to your in laws AGAIN that you help promote the poker site not actually deal the cards through the computer and after hours of explaining get introduced to their friends as a croupier

[ArrGee]

if your 'thinking time' is done at the local bar.

[Doolally]

You know you're a Gambling Affiliate when.....you know your login details and passwords for 400 websites off the top of your head.

[MichelleCanaffco]

You know you're a gambling affiliate when...

a thread titled you know you're a gambling affiliate carries on strong for over 4 months. LOL

[Karl L]

You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
4. Your mouse pad has to be replaced every 3 weeks because its worn through
5. The dogs have made their favorite lying place under your computer
6. The first thing you check when you come home is to see if your computer is still there...oh and then the kids....
7. you wish you could invent a heated keyboard for those cold fingers late at night
8. Sleep becomes one of those pain in the ass things that has to be done
9. Sex is something that you vaguelly recall having before your computer came along.

Oh Dear Me!
This one really cracks me up!
Especially number 3 and numeber 6!
lol...

How about
... your family has to post on the forum informing you that dinner is ready
... you gladly welcome international sporting events (like the Olympics) for more reasons then "sporting excellence of the human race"

[Nandakishore]

You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you don't notice that your house is burning because you were busy voting in a GPWA poll.

[CashRake : Laurentio]

OMG this is to good to miss out on!

... you accidentally slip in acronyms during normal speak and stare curiously at others staring curiously at you
... you expect a decent ROI for the CPA of your wife's new dress
... you know 100s of password but always forget your ATM one
... when people think you're a real estate tycoon because you told someone that "even though your principal domain is undergoing extensive redevelopment it's OK since you have experience from other properties that you've previously developed successfully"
... you've emptied you spam folder on a trip from bed to bathroom at night
... you embarrassingly laugh out loud at this thread in a dead silent office

Top thread! Hope to see it turned into a book

[Stowen]

Whenever you go to a party hosted by a casino you are upset if you have to pay for a drink......

[Stowen]

You get bored of seeing scantily dressed women at conferences.....

[cat]

when you need a day off after a conference.

[T3ddyBlair]

Looks fun leme have a bash!

You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

you fall sleep at your computer thinking of fresh content!
your Girlfriend keeps on asking "When you coming to bed..." and you reply in a minute babe!
people ask why your never at work!
you wake up in the morning and skip breakfast just to check your stats!!!
Google doesn't let you advertise Google ad words

ohh.. my favorite!

when AMs constantly SPAM your mail box with emails asking you to sign up with their programs!!

Just a few I thought of!
That was actually rather therapeutic..... lol

[ntaus]

...when you live alone...

Neighbours call just to see if you're still alive in there.

ntaus

p.s. Sorry I've been gone - rewriting everything in CSS and XML - and still gone for a couple of months.

[newmannewy]

..IF..

.. youve completly rebuilt your site 3 times and its still only lunch time!
.. you started posting links monday morning saying "just a few here n there" and suddenly find its thursday lunchtime.
.. You constantly type link:someonessites.tld into google and wonder "how the hell they do that then"

my 2 cents

[Ziggy]

When a friend says they hope its not the police knocking on your door.

(Note: never try and explain gambling portal to anyone)

[BadRiver4Me]

..if

... you can't explain in a few words what you do for a living when asked
... you call 15 minutes of email time a workday
... the only reason to wake up early is to check your stats