You know you're a gambling affiliate if... - Page 4

AussieDave · #31 (**permalink**) 18th-April-2008, 09:09 PM

You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you......

Ask your partner/wife a question & he/she forgets your name!
Realise that there is only 24 hours in one day.
Are away from your PC and you get withdrawal symptoms.
Know a blackberry doesn't come from a prickly bush.
Know Dreamweaver isn't connect to Indian folk law or a 70's hit song by Gary Wright!

Cheers

Dave

PS: For those wanting a trip down memory lane:
Gary Wright - Dreamweaver

mojo · #32 (**permalink**) 18th-April-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieDave

[*]Realise that there is only 24 hours in one day.

That about sums it up Dave!

cat · #33 (**permalink**) 10th-May-2008, 12:56 PM

when being asked what you are doing telling you sell software and webmaster stuff and things like that on the internet.

bonustreak · #34 (**permalink**) 9th-June-2008, 05:11 PM

You automatically whip out your blackberry on a first date and respond to emails without even a second thought, of course there is not a 2nd date

Henri · #35 (**permalink**) 24th-June-2008, 01:01 PM

I have to say you pretty covered everything guys

But here is what it would be for me:

... you always try to get a better ranking
... you always struggle remembering your affiliate ID
... wherever you going you always wonder about internet and surfing
... whenever your playing in a casino it's always working (you're right)
... you never know what time you are finishing

Hope that will do the job...

MartynBeacon · #36 (**permalink**) 24th-June-2008, 01:05 PM

Not sure if this has been said already but...

Call your kids by your affiliate ID!!

Henri · #37 (**permalink**) 24th-June-2008, 01:11 PM

I hope it never happened to anyone !

Other wise it s really time for them

to have a break.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MartynBeacon

Not sure if this has been said already but...

Call your kids by your affiliate ID!!

Spin21 · #38 (**permalink**) 25th-June-2008, 08:31 AM

..spend your days spotting for whales and looking out for sharks
..become increasingly nervous at the end of the month in case someone somewhere hits the jackpot
..suffer a daily 2 minute commute to the office

Online Casino
Online Roulette
Roulette

bonustreak · #39 (**permalink**) 25th-June-2008, 11:09 AM

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Call your kids by your affiliate ID!!

Doolally · #40 (**permalink**) 25th-June-2008, 03:25 PM

When people just don't get that your games playing is "research."