You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

[buyonaut]

1.) You wake up in the morning hoping that Manchester United, Chelsea and Real Madrid have lost the match!
2.) Your kids constantly ask you why you always support underdog team during football match
3.) You wake up in the morning and even that you can't put together full sentence, still can read the stats with glued eyes
4.) You call your Mac G4 'Honey', 'Supercomputer', 'Virus bulletproof piece of art', but your wife's PC 'junk', 'trash can', '1000 questions and not and single answer piece of s***'...
5.) You try to explain to all of your friends and family that you DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PRINTERS, NETWORKING, OUTLOOK AND WHY IT DOESN'T WORK (Please refer to nr 3)
6.) You try to explain to all of your friends and family that you are not a mobster running betting shops and fixing matches
7.) You have several domestic bank accounts and minimum one off-shore
8.) You come up with brilliant marketing strategy and new content ideas while watching a romantic comedy with your darling on DVD
9.) You are still hanging on to your daily job but looking at everybody in the office as the enemy and you are ALWAYS annoyed with ALL questions related to your daily work
10.) You turn red and on the edge of heart attack if internet doesn't work

[bangsfun]

You find yourself in a Texas Walmart cashing a moneygram from Nigeria.

[LiveCasinoPartners]

.. You constantly type link:someonessites.tld into google and wonder "how the hell they do that then"

That's a new one.. lol.. so true! lol

[GamblingAtlas]

9.) You are still hanging on to your daily job but looking at everybody in the office as the enemy and you are ALWAYS annoyed with ALL questions related to your daily work

How true!

[cat]

If you are reading all SEO tips that land in your junk mail even if they are intended for newbies.

[cat]

You find yourself in a Texas Walmart cashing a moneygram from Nigeria.

If you are getting a check from the Lebanon.

[Nandakishore]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

you chant every morning after getting up: 'Barney Frank, Hallelujah!'

[CRG]

I hope I can get to a full time job with my pages so I can work in my underwears

[royal boy]

- adsense payment is not enough to you
- adsense cheques are looking tinny amount to you
- looking for free lunch and dinner when you sign in any hotel

[Fittsy]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

You opened a UK based corporation and setup hosting in the UK because of the retarded US laws.

[mojo]

You find yourself in a Texas Walmart cashing a moneygram from Nigeria.

So true!

'You know your are an affiliate when you know what programs are 'naughty' and 'nice'.

[game1]

You are looking for a free stay in a hotel which have top class casino.

You reached at casino and show a print of their website to get the free chips

[ppw]

You Know if you're a gambling affiliate if....

You have to buy your wife her own laptop...
You wish you would win the lottery but you would still spend the money on your site!

[maria00]

You reached at casino and show a print of their website to get the free chips

This one is really nice one mare. Have you tried this one.

You know you are a gambling affiliate if -

Someone says he used that link to get register to that website and you instantly think oh ... I wish that would my link ...

[horseygirl]

...when you gamble more than you make

[matted]

...when you gamble more than you make

I go the other way....

... you dont have time to gamble anymore
... you worked so hard for the money that you refuse to gamble it away

[dschall]

... you dont have time to gamble anymore

So true...

You get excited to see a fed ex truck driving down the street.

You know how much a bank wire is going to cost.

Checks you deposit are payable by some random bank in New York you never heard of.

[shaz]

... if you've run out of e-mail addresses to use on one than one occasion
... when there are times that the 'auto complete" feature for forms is so very welcomed
... and if you're certain you've filled out the same form before, maybe 100 times of so?

[ndirector]

well said

[Chips]

When you ask your wife if she thinks the hospital will have a wi-fi connection to use while you are an in-patient. (She threatened to burn my laptop on that one)