You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

[shaz]

or Chips, when you're searching in the hospital for an internet connection to use, and wondering if maybe u can sneak out and use the computer at the nurses station

and also making sure the hospital TV has the good poker shows on

[LiveCasinoPartners]

When you ask your wife if she thinks the hospital will have a wi-fi connection to use while you are an in-patient. (She threatened to burn my laptop on that one)

That's a goog one. You know I judge travel time and distance based on the available wi-fii along the way. For me they are like an oasis on long trips. On vacation my favorite times are when I find a wifi. At what point do I need therapy? lol

[Chips]

or Chips, when you're searching in the hospital for an internet connection to use, and wondering if maybe u can sneak out and use the computer at the nurses station

and also making sure the hospital TV has the good poker shows on

I had my fill of the Travel Channe' and the Discovery channel. Also had the Weather Channel, bu twho the hell cares what it is like outside when you are laid up in the "wonderful" hospital bed.

I can't wait to go back to NYC and find the Cash Cab

[shaz]

I can't wait to go back to NYC and find the Cash Cab

what, pray tell, is the Cash Cab?

[Chips]

lol Cash Cab is this game show they film inside a cab, a quiz show of sorts, answer correct and win cash, miss 3 questions and get thrown out of the cab. It is syndicated but that helps to make me feel even more intelligent even if I cant spell.

[shaz]

and the good news for the day is that your spelling's improving greatly.. you must be feeling much better!

[Betpartners]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if

You look at the BetCris affiliate page and see how much they paid (apparantly) last month and think that your $2.69 just dont cut it and think oh i wish that was me.

[cat]

You know you are a gambling affiliate if you are making money with gambling.

[MichelleCanaffco]

You know you're a gambling affiliate when:

*Almost a year later this thread is STILL going on and nothing has been duplicated. (fyi i posted this same one 6 months ago lol)

*You just allow friends and family to think you work in the porn industry rather than trying to explain to them what you REALLY do.

[shaz]

You know you're a gambling affiliate when:

*You just allow friends and family to think you work in the porn industry rather than trying to explain to them what you REALLY do.

Along similar lines... friends and family think that GPWA stands for "Great Porn for Weary Actors", and we're just too tired to bother arguing with them anymore.

[casinojack]

** You rather search for new slot games to promote then latest celebrity sex tape"

**Holidays suck cause players are not active

** You get a new ATM card at the bank and wonder if a player can use it to load up his account

**Someone mentions a party and "lines" and you think sports, not drugs

**Your pale, and haven't seen the sun in weeks

**You type replies to this thread

[giggles7p]

You know your a gambling affiliate when your husband wakes up in the middle of the night yelling because you are using his "member" as a pull lever for the slot machine your dreaming that your trying out!

LMAOOOO

[smv80]

If you want people to lose a country song at online casinos. Their house, their truck, their boat.......

[cat]

You know you are a gambling affiliate if you are still reading SEO tips and tricks for Newbies after several years of SEO.

[kennethbutler]

If you know when continue your game.
If you know the rules and you know your linitations.
If you won the jackpot prize and give half of your money to your Wife.
If you are really enjoying not only because of the money .

[vmlinuz]

...when you connect your laptop to your LCD tv just so you can check your stats from your bed

[Nandakishore]

.. you keep on reading this thread feeling happy that there are so many addicts just like you who keep on wasting there time in reading and typing replies to this thread.

[Nodepositworld]

you don't work Sundays, not because its a rest day but because you are getting ready to watch True blood on HBO

[ALEX777]

If you think that the best casino is Google
If you placing a bets on SEO
If you know about online casinos more than about your wife
If you wake up with a stats and SEO tools in your minde

[slotplayer]

you know you're a gambling affiliate when you hit the forums before the morning coffee is finished brewing.

you look out the window and realize its sun rise and not sun set.

you start telling your friends that seeing them is a real bonus.