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Old 26th-June-2008, 07:36 AM
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You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
4. Your mouse pad has to be replaced every 3 weeks because its worn through
5. The dogs have made their favorite lying place under your computer
6. The first thing you check when you come home is to see if your computer is still there...oh and then the kids....
7. you wish you could invent a heated keyboard for those cold fingers late at night
8. Sleep becomes one of those pain in the ass things that has to be done
9. Sex is something that you vaguelly recall having before your computer came along.
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Old 26th-June-2008, 08:41 AM
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You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
4. Your mouse pad has to be replaced every 3 weeks because its worn through
5. The dogs have made their favorite lying place under your computer
6. The first thing you check when you come home is to see if your computer is still there...oh and then the kids....
7. you wish you could invent a heated keyboard for those cold fingers late at night
8. Sleep becomes one of those pain in the ass things that has to be done
9. Sex is something that you vaguelly recall having before your computer came along.
hahahahaha
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Old 26th-June-2008, 09:15 AM
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You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
ROTFLMAO! Now that is me all the way. LOL
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Old 2nd-July-2008, 11:31 AM
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2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
LMAOOO... have you been to my house?

Oh I went shopping yesterday at Victoria Secret for my new fall office clothes. Have to dress for success!
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Old 31st-July-2008, 03:43 PM
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You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you......
  1. Realise that there is only 24 hours in one day!!! So true!
And you always struggle remembering your affiliate ID and start to believe you have various personalities!
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you know you're a gambling affiliate manager when.......... you have to explain to your in laws AGAIN that you help promote the poker site not actually deal the cards through the computer and after hours of explaining get introduced to their friends as a croupier
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if your 'thinking time' is done at the local bar.
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You know you're a Gambling Affiliate when.....you know your login details and passwords for 400 websites off the top of your head.
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You know you're a gambling affiliate when...

a thread titled you know you're a gambling affiliate carries on strong for over 4 months. LOL
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Old 25th-August-2008, 04:17 AM
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You know you are a gambling affiliate when:
1. You start buying new pairs of pajamas as "work clothes"
2. Your computer is the social point in your home because everyone knows if they need to talk to you - thats where you will be.
3. your kids panic if they come home and see your computer chair empty
4. Your mouse pad has to be replaced every 3 weeks because its worn through
5. The dogs have made their favorite lying place under your computer
6. The first thing you check when you come home is to see if your computer is still there...oh and then the kids....
7. you wish you could invent a heated keyboard for those cold fingers late at night
8. Sleep becomes one of those pain in the ass things that has to be done
9. Sex is something that you vaguelly recall having before your computer came along.

Oh Dear Me!
This one really cracks me up!
Especially number 3 and numeber 6!
lol...

How about
... your family has to post on the forum informing you that dinner is ready
... you gladly welcome international sporting events (like the Olympics) for more reasons then "sporting excellence of the human race"
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