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Old 25th-August-2008, 06:20 AM
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You know that you are a gambling affiliate when you don't notice that your house is burning because you were busy voting in a GPWA poll.
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Old 28th-August-2008, 09:07 AM
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OMG this is to good to miss out on!

... you accidentally slip in acronyms during normal speak and stare curiously at others staring curiously at you
... you expect a decent ROI for the CPA of your wife's new dress
... you know 100s of password but always forget your ATM one
... when people think you're a real estate tycoon because you told someone that "even though your principal domain is undergoing extensive redevelopment it's OK since you have experience from other properties that you've previously developed successfully"
... you've emptied you spam folder on a trip from bed to bathroom at night
... you embarrassingly laugh out loud at this thread in a dead silent office

Top thread! Hope to see it turned into a book
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Whenever you go to a party hosted by a casino you are upset if you have to pay for a drink......
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You get bored of seeing scantily dressed women at conferences.....
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Looks fun leme have a bash!

You know you're a gambling affiliate if...


you fall sleep at your computer thinking of fresh content!
your Girlfriend keeps on asking "When you coming to bed..." and you reply in a minute babe!
people ask why your never at work!
you wake up in the morning and skip breakfast just to check your stats!!!
Google doesn't let you advertise Google ad words

ohh.. my favorite!


when AMs constantly SPAM your mail box with emails asking you to sign up with their programs!!

Just a few I thought of!
That was actually rather therapeutic..... lol
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...when you live alone...

Neighbours call just to see if you're still alive in there.

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..IF..

.. youve completly rebuilt your site 3 times and its still only lunch time!
.. you started posting links monday morning saying "just a few here n there" and suddenly find its thursday lunchtime.
.. You constantly type link:someonessites.tld into google and wonder "how the hell they do that then"

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When a friend says they hope its not the police knocking on your door.

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... you can't explain in a few words what you do for a living when asked
... you call 15 minutes of email time a workday
... the only reason to wake up early is to check your stats
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