1.) You wake up in the morning hoping that Manchester United, Chelsea and Real Madrid have lost the match!
2.) Your kids constantly ask you why you always support underdog team during football match
3.) You wake up in the morning and even that you can't put together full sentence, still can read the stats with glued eyes
4.) You call your Mac G4 'Honey', 'Supercomputer', 'Virus bulletproof piece of art', but your wife's PC 'junk', 'trash can', '1000 questions and not and single answer piece of s***'...
5.) You try to explain to all of your friends and family that you DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PRINTERS, NETWORKING, OUTLOOK AND WHY IT DOESN'T WORK (Please refer to nr 3)
6.) You try to explain to all of your friends and family that you are not a mobster running betting shops and fixing matches
7.) You have several domestic bank accounts and minimum one off-shore
8.) You come up with brilliant marketing strategy and new content ideas while watching a romantic comedy with your darling on DVD
9.) You are still hanging on to your daily job but looking at everybody in the office as the enemy and you are ALWAYS annoyed with ALL questions related to your daily work
10.) You turn red and on the edge of heart attack if internet doesn't work
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