You know you're a gambling affiliate if...

[Renee]

You know if you're a gambling affiliate if you receive countless invitations on Facebook to groups you've never heard of.

If you're being added to groups on facebook in a language you don't know by someone you've never heard of before.

[wagerjunction]

And if you get endless notifications that A, B, C, D.......or Z is now following your tweets on Twitter and you don't know them from Adam or Eve...

[cat]

You know that you are a gambling affiliate if...

..you knoooow, that SEs is short for search engine slut.

[Casinorep]

It's 2am, and you're staring at your laptop screen, and your alarm clock is set to 11am. lol

[cat]

....if it is crystal clear that u ARE an online gambling affiliate.

www.onlinespielbanken.com

[cat]

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...685845691&ap=1

If you're being added to groups on facebook in a language you don't know by someone you've never heard of before.

[cat]

if zeroing out negatives is not possible.
Lol cheers
www.high-roller-gambling.com

[cat]

and a playboy & penthouse affiliate

[cat]

and not a gambling affiliate but a winning affiliate!

[eaton2003]

if you constantly looking over your shoulder when travelling wondering who else they will nab.

[xecutable]

You know you're a gambling affiliate if....

1. The GPWA is your homepage
2. When you start taking 30% Revenue Share, of your wife/husband's salary.

[grem]

when a game of poker with friends feels too much like work

when you don't have an alarm to get up to

[michael1981]

1) When you work from home and never remember what day it is.
2) When you want to stay up late with your friends, and you keep forgetting that they have to wake up early for work the next day.
3) When you start shaving every 2 or 3 days.
4) When you spend your whole day on the computer, and your house is always a mess (like mine at the moment) :P

[grem]

When friends or other family members ask you to help them babysit or move because they think you don't work much ...

[cat]

you JOIN the AFFILIATE PROGRAM OF..............

[Nandakishore]

When you start asking your wife or husband or partner to deliver stats of your Love Making

[holkapolka]

In the April issue of the GPWA Times magazine, we ask you to complete the sentence "You know you're a gambling affiliate if..." We included some examples in the magazine, and invited you to post your best efforts here. We'll print the most creative entries in the next issue of the GPWA Times magazine.

You know you are a gambling affiliate if you understand the stupidity of your local newspaper who provides daily their readers with gambling tips on soccer games where 30% of their bets look like this example: "Home" on a usual match but then bets "away" when the same match is played with a handicap of 1 goal against the home team. The newspaper I refer to is a norwegian, www.ta.no

[Buddy M]

You tell the bill collectors you can pay them as soon as the NFL starts up again!

[michael1981]

Your still cursing about how Best Casino Partner short-changed your last affiliate payment :P

[AWH-Dila]

what fun!

Seeing the "buy one get one free" special for ben&jerry's cherry garcia ice cream, you ask the grocer for the terms and conditions.

rofl!