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About LinkBacks1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT, especially if you have a cough !!!
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8 February 2011, 9:51 am #1
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Amazing, simple home remedies
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"People who are unable to motivate themselves must be content with mediocrity." ~Andrew Carnegie~
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8 February 2011, 11:11 am #2
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haha excellent advice! I'll be sure to try a few in the upcoming days!
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8 February 2011, 6:18 pm #3
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Bwahahahahahh I love it!
Especially the WD40/duct tape one.. It's so true!__________________
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8 February 2011, 6:35 pm #4
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Oh my! This got laughing my head off!
No 3 is kinda morbid, no. 4 is freaky, and i would never ever do no. 5! 
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9 February 2011, 2:08 pm #5
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I really like no. 1 and I find no. 2 just this side of nasty enough that I appreciate it even though I'm a girl
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29 March 2011, 7:54 am #6
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Very funny, especially number 2 and 6. Oh, and you really need to be careful if you try number 3 :P
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29 March 2011, 3:01 pm #7
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very funny especially 5
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29 March 2011, 6:46 pm #8
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does the kitchen sink still count?
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29 March 2011, 6:58 pm #9
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Haha that made me laugh. I tend to get high blood pressure at times so i enjoyed that joke.
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2 April 2011, 8:15 pm #10
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Whahahhaaha i actually thought this post was going to be about some actual home remedies. Something to help you stay awake or something like that. But this?? whahhahahahaa lmao
Number 5 is brilliant though!Zoorana Green
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