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    I came across this funny yet logical story...

    The Boss of the Body
    One day the body was having an argument about who should be in charge, and each part of the body offered passionate testimony as to why it should lead. “I make all of the decisions” said the brain, “so obviously I should be in charge. “I pump the blood” said the heart. “Should I stop beating, we’d all cease to exist.” “You may pump the blood” said the lungs, “but I provide the blood with oxygen. See how long you last if I stop breathing.”

    And so it went, each body part voicing its personal and entirely valid reason why it should be in charge. Finally, the asshole spoke. “Actually guys” it said flatulently, “I think I should be in charge.”

    There was a moment of silence. And then the entire body burst into collective laughter. “Put the asshole in charge?” it ridiculed. “That will be the day. You’re full of ****. Shut the **** up.”

    A sensitive creature, the asshole took its hurt feelings and heeded the body’s advice, shutting tighter than a clam.

    After the fifth day with no bowel movements, both the stomach and large intestine conceded. After the seventh day, there were toxins backed up into the blood stream; the heart cried “uncle.” After ten days the brain could no longer think clearly, and so joined the rest of the body in capitulation.

    “The moral of the story” I inform the children “is: sometimes, in order to be the boss, you just have to be an asshole who won’t shut up.”
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    “The moral of the story” I inform the children “is: sometimes, in order to be the boss, you just have to be an asshole who won’t shut up.”
    Nice one

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