The Burglar...

dad told me this one the other day while i was doin some work for him. thought it was funny.

During the middle of the night, a burglar broke in to someones home. Not wanting to bring attention, he left the lights off as he plundered through the homeowners things. While searching, he hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was his imagination, he continued on his quest for valuables. Again, he hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you"! Startled, he turns on the light and there is a parrot in the corner of the room. Seeming surprised, he asked the bird what his name was. The bird replied, "Moses". The burglar busted out laughing! "What kind of owners name the bird Moses"? The bird replied, "The same kind that names their pitbull Jesus"!

lol, good one! Thanks

Lol very good

Haha i like it :evillaug: