Another wonderful relationship brought together by my stumblings around.

for instance, you should see how good my probation officer and my anger management teacher have got along ever since they were brought together by a simple misunderstanding I was involved in between myself and a few unruly police officers.

*note, just kidding, have never introduced my prob officer to any of my therapists.

I would probably choke on my morning coffee and never see a dime of it
hear that. I love the line in the bundy show when the devil tells Al, "See ya the day after you win the lottery".