Cheep Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was
enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband
went to his Doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have
any more Children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly
alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the
smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a
beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the
beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other
hand.

:yikes:

I liked that one.....LOL

Rick
Universal4

<lol> great joke!