Children writing about the ocean!

[Chips]

Children writing about the ocean!

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
(Mike, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
(Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8 )

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pot and comes back with crabs.
(Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.
(William, age 7)

8 ) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Mom keeps yelling at my Dad, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin, age 6)

12) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.
(Julie, age 7)

13) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know.
(Bobby, age 6)

14) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7)

If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor.

[Maria F]

My favourite was the octopus one LOL

[ocreditor]

These are really funny. I wonder what the world would be like if as adults we could remember how it was to see it from a child's perspective?! My favourite is number 10

[Doolally]

Kids come out with the funniest things!!

My eldest once told her teacher I gave her cider every night for supper!!

I think it was the apple juice she was on about!

[Jennytaketheworld]

Good ones !

It's a pity that we lost this Innocent way of looking at life !

[Zoorana]

Cheers Chips for the laugh Part of me can't wait for my little man to start talking.. getting a bit tired of his caveman talk.

[cass]

Hehe very funny indeed! Thanks for sharing Chips.