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    Default Funny Google Searches (Need some LOLs)

    Don't you hate it when "Someone Throws a Walrus at Your Grandmother" or do you "Like to Take Long Romantic Walks to the Fridge"?

    Check out http://www.whosearchesthisstuff.com/ for some funny Google auto-completes. It should pass on a nice 3 minutes at least.

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    That is a good one! Try out, "how do" and the auto complete fills out "how do you get pregnant"


    This should be taken out

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    Quote Originally Posted by edgarf76 View Post
    That is a good one! Try out, "how do" and the auto complete fills out "how do you get pregnant"


    This should be taken out
    How did you find that one I might ask?
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    why do we yawn
    why do cats purr
    why do men cheat
    why do we dream

    why does my eye twitch
    why does ice float
    why does my stomach hurt
    why does my vagina itch

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    I just find it so incredible that you can ask google the most bizarre questions and someone out there has already asked the same questions.

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    A few years back if you typed in:

    "Paris Hilton isn't a *****"

    It returned:

    "Did you mean: Paris Hilton is a *****"

    Made me chuckle... Doesn't work any more unfortunately, but there's a ss here: http://cslacker.com/images/view/2892
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    Last week while I was looking for a way to get on top of a city, in a game, I was typing in Google "How to get on top of.." and the suggestions were mostly "on top of my boyfriend" "on top of my fiance" etc. When I tried it today however, these suggestions were no longer there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baldidiot View Post
    A few years back if you typed in:

    "Paris Hilton isn't a *****"

    It returned:

    "Did you mean: Paris Hilton is a *****"

    Made me chuckle... Doesn't work any more unfortunately, but there's a ss here: http://cslacker.com/images/view/2892
    they used to play this game on Scott Mills on Radio 1 a couple of years ago, they started by just typing 'is it'

    It came up with a load of suggestion in autofill saying 'is it ok to...........'

    things like 'eat a raw egg' but one was

    'is it ok to finger yourself?'

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    Google vs Bing....

    if you type on Google " why bing is so" some suggestions are

    bad
    stupid
    terrible
    slow
    annoying
    rubbish


    If you type " why google is so" some suggestions are

    successful
    fast
    popular
    awesome
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    I love auto-full, have you tried searching about your nationality....really makes me wonder.

    So as not to insult anyone I'll post my own results but with a office of mixed nationalities we got some funny results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renee View Post
    How did you find that one I might ask?
    lol, i typed in "how do i" at first then took out the I and made it "how do"

    I though it was going to be a bit more difficult to find something like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElaineGardiner View Post
    I love auto-full, have you tried searching about your nationality....really makes me wonder.

    So as not to insult anyone I'll post my own results but with a office of mixed nationalities we got some funny results.

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    When I run the same query from here (in Scotland) it's so pale, cool or miserable.

    Personally, I don't believe a word of it!!

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    Interesting...

    I remember the Paris Hilton one. And the one about Chuck Norris. "Where is Chuck Norris"
    Unfortunately with the live search it has taken the "im feeling lucky" button away so it doesnt work anymore.

    Speaking of Chuck Norris..

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    I also liked the "easter eggs" in Google Maps when you asked a route that crossed the ocean (London to New York for example). It said things like "Kajak over the ocean", "Swim to...".

    I just tried it, but it doesn't seem to work anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doolally View Post
    When I run the same query from here (in Scotland) it's so pale, cool or miserable.

    Personally, I don't believe a word of it!!
    I'm surprised "Ginger" isn't in there! Although I'm not doing myself any favours being milk bottle white after living in the sunshine for 6 years
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    Quote Originally Posted by baldidiot View Post
    A few years back if you typed in:

    "Paris Hilton isn't a *****"

    It returned:

    "Did you mean: Paris Hilton is a *****"

    Made me chuckle... Doesn't work any more unfortunately
    yea, some time ago there was a discussion whether google is racist

    one typed in: "white man stole my car" and google asked

    Did you mean: "black man stole my car?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by alberto85 View Post
    yea, some time ago there was a discussion whether google is racist

    one typed in: "white man stole my car" and google asked

    Did you mean: "black man stole my car?"
    I remember that.

    It's still quite racists though: I Hate it When I Lose my Black Friend in the Dark

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    How funny...


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    Google is bizarre. I just typed in "she ate" but I'm not going to tell you how hungry she was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDG View Post
    Google is bizarre. I just typed in "she ate" but I'm not going to tell you how hungry she was.
    Just tried it eww!

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