Funny Google Searches (Need some LOLs)

[craig96]

Don't you hate it when "Someone Throws a Walrus at Your Grandmother" or do you "Like to Take Long Romantic Walks to the Fridge"?

Check out http://www.whosearchesthisstuff.com/ for some funny Google auto-completes. It should pass on a nice 3 minutes at least.

[edgarf76]

That is a good one! Try out, "how do" and the auto complete fills out "how do you get pregnant"


This should be taken out

[Renee]

That is a good one! Try out, "how do" and the auto complete fills out "how do you get pregnant"


This should be taken out

How did you find that one I might ask?

[sweetbet]

why do we yawn
why do cats purr
why do men cheat
why do we dream

why does my eye twitch
why does ice float
why does my stomach hurt
why does my vagina itch

[Maria F]

I just find it so incredible that you can ask google the most bizarre questions and someone out there has already asked the same questions.

[baldidiot]

A few years back if you typed in:

"Paris Hilton isn't a *****"

It returned:

"Did you mean: Paris Hilton is a *****"

Made me chuckle... Doesn't work any more unfortunately, but there's a ss here: http://cslacker.com/images/view/2892

[xecutable]

Last week while I was looking for a way to get on top of a city, in a game, I was typing in Google "How to get on top of.." and the suggestions were mostly "on top of my boyfriend" "on top of my fiance" etc. When I tried it today however, these suggestions were no longer there.

[thebookiesoffers]

A few years back if you typed in:

"Paris Hilton isn't a *****"

It returned:

"Did you mean: Paris Hilton is a *****"

Made me chuckle... Doesn't work any more unfortunately, but there's a ss here: http://cslacker.com/images/view/2892

they used to play this game on Scott Mills on Radio 1 a couple of years ago, they started by just typing 'is it'

It came up with a load of suggestion in autofill saying 'is it ok to...........'

things like 'eat a raw egg' but one was

'is it ok to finger yourself?'

[Mr Live Casinos]

Google vs Bing....

if you type on Google " why bing is so" some suggestions are

bad
stupid
terrible
slow
annoying
rubbish


If you type " why google is so" some suggestions are

successful
fast
popular
awesome
powerful

[ElaineGardiner]

I love auto-full, have you tried searching about your nationality....really makes me wonder.

So as not to insult anyone I'll post my own results but with a office of mixed nationalities we got some funny results.

[edgarf76]

How did you find that one I might ask?

lol, i typed in "how do i" at first then took out the I and made it "how do"

I though it was going to be a bit more difficult to find something like that

[Doolally]

I love auto-full, have you tried searching about your nationality....really makes me wonder.

So as not to insult anyone I'll post my own results but with a office of mixed nationalities we got some funny results.

When I run the same query from here (in Scotland) it's so pale, cool or miserable.

Personally, I don't believe a word of it!!

[Renee]

Interesting...

I remember the Paris Hilton one. And the one about Chuck Norris. "Where is Chuck Norris"
Unfortunately with the live search it has taken the "im feeling lucky" button away so it doesnt work anymore.

Speaking of Chuck Norris..

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

[Christiaan]

I also liked the "easter eggs" in Google Maps when you asked a route that crossed the ocean (London to New York for example). It said things like "Kajak over the ocean", "Swim to...".

I just tried it, but it doesn't seem to work anymore.

[ElaineGardiner]

When I run the same query from here (in Scotland) it's so pale, cool or miserable.

Personally, I don't believe a word of it!!

I'm surprised "Ginger" isn't in there! Although I'm not doing myself any favours being milk bottle white after living in the sunshine for 6 years

[alberto85]

A few years back if you typed in:

"Paris Hilton isn't a *****"

It returned:

"Did you mean: Paris Hilton is a *****"

Made me chuckle... Doesn't work any more unfortunately

yea, some time ago there was a discussion whether google is racist

one typed in: "white man stole my car" and google asked

Did you mean: "black man stole my car?"

[craig96]

yea, some time ago there was a discussion whether google is racist

one typed in: "white man stole my car" and google asked

Did you mean: "black man stole my car?"

I remember that.

It's still quite racists though: I Hate it When I Lose my Black Friend in the Dark

[QuasarAffiliates]

How funny...

[NDG]

Google is bizarre. I just typed in "she ate" but I'm not going to tell you how hungry she was.

[F-L-C]

Google is bizarre. I just typed in "she ate" but I'm not going to tell you how hungry she was.

Just tried it eww!