Funny joke to start the week

This has me in tears every time I see it.. it comes around every couple of months..

Enjoy :)


On a highway, a pornstar and her manager are arguing in their car. The pornstar, in frustration with her manager, throws a huge dildo out the car window.

Driving behind the arguing couple is a man and his little daughter. The dildo hits the front windshield and flies off. The girl says, "What was that!"

The dad, not wanting to expose his daughter to such things at her young age, says, "Uhh. It was a bug."

The girl says, "Oh . . . Well it sure had a big dick!"

Thanks Renee. A really good starter for the week.:clap:

Yes Renee, nothing like a big dick joke to start the week:

A mother is with her 5 year old boy at the zoo when they reach the
elephant cage.

The 5 year old boy looks with amazement at the large beast and says
to his Mom, "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?"

Mom replies "That's his trunk."

The boy goes, "I know that! No, what's that big thing hanging down
in between the trunk and tail."

Mother, wanting to avoid this subject at all costs, just says "Oh,
that's nothing" and whisks him off to the next exhibit.

Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at
the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad "What's that long thing
hanging down from the elephant?"

Dad replies, "Son, that's the elephant's penis."

The kid, a bit puzzled, tells his dad, "But Mom said it was nothing."

Dad replied, "Well, your mom's been spoiled."

Ah, reminds me of the story of the Ant and the Elephant.





So this little ant was walking through the jungle and came across this big female elephant in agony. The elephant had one foot up in the air "woe is me" "woe is me.

So the ant asks the elephant what seems to be the problem here?

The elephant replied I seemed to have gotten a thorn stuck in my foot and it is hurts like hell. I would give anything to get it out.

Oh yea says the little elephant with his eyebrows raised, you would do anything? Well would you let me *** you?

The elephant chuckles to herself and says "a little ant like you ****** me"? Yea yea whatever, just please help me get this thorn out of my foot.

So the little ant hops up on the elephants foot and starts tugging and pulling and after about 30 minutes he finally manages to get the thorn out of the elephants foot.

So the ant says to the elephant ok, a deal is a deal, you said you would let me *** you.

The elephant again chuckles to herself and says yea yea, whatever little ant.

So the ant crawls up her leg and starts going to town. He is really working her.

About that time the elephant finally puts her foot down since the thorn is out and she says "Oh, that feels soooooo good"!!!

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YEA - TAKE IT ALL BIATCH.

A very busy father returns home late and wants to give a goodnight kiss to his thirteen year old daughter. Thinking her daughter is already asleep, he starts slowly to open the door of her room and notices her masturbating using a cucumber. Totally shocked, he slowly shuts the door and goes to his bedroom. Next morning, the mom, the daughter and the son are waiting in their breakfast room for the dad. Slowly the door opens and dad enters dragging a cucumber behind him dangling from a rope. He crosses the room from one end to the other with the cucumber behind him and starts entering the kitchen. "What's wrong with you? Have you gone mad?", says mom gasping for breath. "Oh, no", says dad, "I am just showing all our rooms to our son-in-law."

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Yes Renee, nothing like a big dick joke to start the week:

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Bwahahahaahh just this line made me laugh..

Anthony you're hilarious. The quietest guy in the world in person.. It's always the quiet ones you gotta watch.

This will get me through the day.

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Originally Posted by Renee

This has me in tears every time I see it.. it comes around every couple of months..

Enjoy :)


On a highway, a pornstar and her manager are arguing in their car. The pornstar, in frustration with her manager, throws a huge dildo out the car window.

Driving behind the arguing couple is a man and his little daughter. The dildo hits the front windshield and flies off. The girl says, "What was that!"

The dad, not wanting to expose his daughter to such things at her young age, says, "Uhh. It was a bug."

The girl says, "Oh . . . Well it sure had a big dick!"

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:clap: The joke really had my sleepy head gone. Effective! ROTFLMAO!

all I can say is lol reserving this space for my future jokes when i have time to write them out.

Hilarious! :evillaug:

There's one I read somewhere...

An elephant and a camel happened to cross paths near a forest clearing. Couldn't help himself, the elephant blurted...

Elephant: Say, I'm just curious. Why do you have your boobs on your back?
Camel: What a silly question from someone with a big penis on his Face!?!!

:evillaug:
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