Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett

[Renee]

W T F?!?!?!?!?

http://gawker.com/5839596/

Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger
U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.

[AWH-Gemma]

'Officials have not yet ruled out suicide' Who commits suicide by jumping in a Badgers Den?!

He does look a lot like Gordon Ramsey though

[AE-Martyn]

got to trust the Sunday Sport too!

[AWH-Gemma]

got to trust the Sunday Sport too!

I hope that wasn't sarcasm, this is British investigative journalism at its finest, you can't doubt a newpaper whose headlines have included "Woman gives birth to 8lb duck" and "Aliens turned my son into a fish finger"

[bonusbetting]

Absolutely, they break the stories no-one else dares to - they once found a double decker London bus at the North Pole and the rest of the media just covered it up. Someone has to have the balls to reveal these conspiracies...

Also, as far as I am aware, it is the only paper to feature a 'nipple count' on the second page. It's very handy, think of the countless hours people wasted counting the nipples before!

[AE-Martyn]

Also, as far as I am aware, it is the only paper to feature a 'nipple count' on the second page. It's very handy, think of the countless hours people wasted counting the nipples before!

Yeh thats right, and weirdly its on an odd number!

[baldidiot]

This has to be one of the weirdest thread subjects I've ever seen...

[Gabriel_LCP]

Wow he looks exactly like Chef Ramsay! I wonder how he ended up in the Badgers den... they look so nice and cuddly!

[AWH-Gemma]

Wow he looks exactly like Chef Ramsay! I wonder how he ended up in the Badgers den... they look so nice and cuddly!

Thats how they trick you, like Koalas!

[Conrad-Gowild Gaming]

"Aliens turned my son into a fish finger"

This one had me in stitches. If it were 10 Fish fingers then I might believe it,
they usually come in a box.

[rak]

It was link at the bottom of the article which really caught my fancy "Porn Star Teacher Allowed to Go Back to the Classroom"..
http://gawker.com/5836593/porn-star-...-the-classroom

How I was disappointed. Don't know how, don't know why.. but my eyes went straight to the left of the yellow helmet in the right photo.

[Renee]

How I was disappointed. Don't know how, don't know why.. but my eyes went straight to the left of the yellow helmet in the right photo.

Sorry but that looks ******* disgusting. Noone wants to see that ****. Put it away.