It's caption contest time once again!

The October issue of the GPWA Times magazine features a cartoon of our favorite affiliate webmaster on an airplane. Can’t this guy EVER catch a break? Here he is, probably on his way to some glamorous world capital to attend an exciting affiliate conference, and feeling pretty good because, for once, his stats are looking very, very good – and so is the young lady sitting next to him. But for some reason she’s definitely unimpressed. Was it something he said? And what is she thinking? We want to know, so please tell us!

Within this thread, submit a witty caption for this cartoon. Feel free to submit more than one. Next week, the GPWA staff will pick the one that made us laugh the hardest and the winner will receive a free copy of the iGaming Business Directory.

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Woman: Why didn't I just fly in business class?

Woman - "Forget your stats and think "deodorant"!

"Airplane wifi, while helping productivity, did not improve John's social skills."

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Originally Posted by giggles7p

Woman - "Forget your stats and think "deodorant"!

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I was thinking the same thing.

Great stats mean nothing to the ladies when you've been wearing the same shirt for the past 2 or so years.

Analyzzzz zzz

"Looks like I might be going to the mile hgh club twice today"

Pilot via Tannoy: "...and our flight time will be approximately 22 hours and 25 minutes"

Boy: When I started my new site a few years ago, I had only 100$ in my pocket, now my profits are above 10K per month and growing - look!

Girl: Hmm, Yes? (And counting, how many shoes she can buy for 10K).