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    Default Load Your Sword!

    The two best viagra spam subject lines I've received today...

    "Load your sword with ammunition"

    "Is your willy like a sponge?"

    Hmmm. How did they know?

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    I hear ya.

    I keep getting these damn emails for penis reduction.

    "reduce both size and girth"

    xxxhttp://www.penis-reduction.com/


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    The ones that continue to make me laugh actually have a GPWA Members name in them....

    The spammers keep asking if she is in my pants.....

    LOL

    I won't tell just now to see if she get's them too....LOL

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    I am sure Giggles is behind all of these sexual emails...
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    Good guess, but that isn't the answer to my hidden riddle....

    Even though, we can go ahead and blame her.....lol

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    I get these too..

    Grow your carrot to please her
    How do they know?
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    was getting a series of spam recently, which relaced one keyword in the title with various penis slang terms, presumably to avoid spam traps:

    Do you wonder why your Johnson is so tiny?

    then for the next week, Johnson was replaced with Pecker, baby maker, boner, ding-dong, love muscle, winky...some I forget

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    I got one:

    " If you look stupid in bed"

    How did they know?

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    Cool, that one made me laugh too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ck - schalk View Post
    i got one:

    " if you look stupid in bed"

    how did they know?
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    Does anyone actually take them up on these offers? I'm curious to know if this stuff actually works.

    Now they have the race car driver Jimmy Johnson promoting it on TV. I guess it fits him well since his last name is 'Johnson'

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