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I have Mondayitis.
I feel like going back to bed, curling up, and snoring.
I'm not tired tired - I've just got the Mondays - yuck.. I hate that saying.
Not even the thought of cake, or the bakery, or beer is motivating me.
I'm open to humour, music, your top 10 movie list.
Like this weekend I saw
Megamind
Despicable Me
Snatch... again!
Take him to the Greek
I'll take more movie ideas!
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuckfor a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?'
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It....it was only a bug, Honey.'
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said...'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?
Cute puma....
I also have Mondayitis and it isn't Monday....yet....
Rick
Universal4
Puma, you are a genius.. that is awesome. I started laughing at "the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off." .. I think it was more of a uncomfortable painful laugh!
I mixed it up with a bit of
alien ant farm - smooth criminal,
amon amarth - the pursuit of viking (good one for you metal heads)
biohazard - switchback (another good one for you metal heads)
to kick me back in reality and out of the "mondays" ... "the mondays" - always reminds me of the movie "office space"
Here's a joke to help you with your Mondayitis :)
Q: What is the hardest thing about roller-blading?
A: Telling your dad you're gay.
lol.. i have a friend who roller blades.. he'll be getting that joke tomorrow. bwaahaha.
haha it'll be friday in no time!!
I have another Monday joke :)
So guy and a girl are making love, suddenly the guy stops half way through and just stays completely still, 'what are you doing?' she asks
'something I learnt from online porn' he replies, 'its called buffering.'
Well said Rak. It's Tuesday and i'm still having the Mondayitis. Besides, it's sooooo cold here i just don't want to get out of bed. I'm constantly blowing my nose since the weekend. My nose can't get more red than it already is. Boohooooooo :(
I saw quite a good film last Saturday though, called Limitless. Have you guys seen it? I want one of them pills, PLEASE.
And thanks for the jokes guys. Excellent stuff. Always good to laugh :D
Poor Dear, sorry to hear that. I hope the little one is ok though?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoorana
I've seen the trailer for Limitless and I found it awesome. I'm just waiting to get the movie on a decent DVD instead of all the pirated discs floating around.
In the meantime I saw Pirates of the Caribbean, Fast five, I an Number Four and a bunch of others. I am also currently waiting for a nice copy of Priest.
Other than that I promised myself to go see Transformers and X-Men on big screen.
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Originally Posted by AWH-Gemma
Where do you find these jokes! This I am going to use for the rest of week.. wooing and captivating my geek friends.
He's got a bit of the drippy nose himself. But he can't and doesn't know how to blow his nose just yet so he's spared having the red nose. Just have to constantly wipe it off so he wouldnt be eating his own snort. As long as he hasn't got a fever, he's allowed to go to school. Besides, i need him to be out of the house. I'll probably get branded as the best mother for saying that but the four hours he's away in school is the only time off i get. To work, to clean, to cook, run errands - 4 hours get quite short sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by wagerjunction
lol glad to be of service, Limitless was so good! I downloaded a very decent quality version so there are some out thereQuote:
Originally Posted by rak
Welcome Friday.. this week flew by.
This is one of the most hilarious monday joke. Sadly I'm reading it only on a Friday....or else I wouldn't have been so lousy the entire week ;).
Saturdays here, I bought a 70 Litre Travel pack with attached day pack... *its awesome* and some new day to day walking, trekking shoes.. I drove by a bottleshop, and all I could think of was "what were the beers listed on that GPWA thread.. we all know the one* ... they didnt have much of a range, so I settled for James Squire. https://www.gpwa.org/forum/images/im...den20Ale-1.jpg
I'm thinking, hambuger patties, beers for the night, and some awesome awesome end of the world movies. I really love armageddon movies for some reason - that and kung fu movies.
Monday again! it will be friday very very soon!
My Monday was immense.. i ended up going to bed at 4am, up at 8am. Drop car of at mechanics for service. And now I am working this fine feathery Tuesday. I'm tired - but I'm pushing through it. Its going to be a super mega huge week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel_LCP
Working late on a Monday! Yay me! hehe
Is it too early early in the week to wish it was Friday already??