Those girls with whiskers and bob tails when you walked in? They weren't born like that Shaun. I hope. The champers in teacups? No venue is that tight. The f*cking great big 6ft rabbit on the stage? Saw Caselli and thought "Hellllo gorgeous". And Alice? "Hey mum, shall I wear this tonight?" "Yes dear, if you want to look like you live in a f*cking fantasy world.".
I smell beer....![]()