- War criminal found living in Serbia? What?! Just the one?
- Max Mosley NOT involved in Nazi orgy? It was just a regular orgy, which is so much better.

Pah!! - small potatoes.

This week's top stories all pale in comparison to the real news of the week...

Starting tomorrow Saturday the 26th of July 2008 Paddy Power will be offering Guaranteed Prices on both Horseracing and Greyhound racing.

This offer will help your conversions go through the roof with Goodwood and Galway on next week!

This applies to both early prices and board prices so you cannot lose out by taking the price:
Take 2/1 and if your selection wins at 6/4 you get 2/1!
Take 2/1 and if your selection wins at 4/1 you get paid at 4/1!

You cannot lose - obviously unless your horse or dog loses!

Never worry about whether or not to take a price again as we will ensure that you will always get the best value with Paddy Power, which, to use the words of renowned wordsmith and literary genius Sir Patrick Power, "is pretty snazzy."

You cannot get this anywhere else, Paddy Power are the only bookmaker to guarantee all early and board prices on BOTH Horses and Dogs.

On top of that, we'll have the usual mix of Money-Back Specials, Extra Place Specials and general niceness that you won't get with other bookies for this weekend and of course all of next week at Goodwood and Galway.

Your hard-working Affiliate Team,

Sinead, Jess, Mick & Deirdre

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