The programmer and the frog!

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:
“"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."”

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said:
"“If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”"

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out:
"“If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want.”"

Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked:
"“What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me???"

The programmer said "“Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool.”"