Was this really the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival?

[Miles_FTA]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/25/was-th...tival-5358879/



Top 10 Funniest Jokes from the Fringe Festival 2015

1. I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free
2. Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse… but enough about Kanye West
3. Surely every car is a people carrier?
4. What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
5. If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn’t go
6. Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas
7. Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day
8. The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves
9. Clowns divorce. Custardy battle
10. They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for

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[F-L-C]

I laughed at two of them but rolled my eyes at more than two, I am sure they were all funnier performed though

[Miles_FTA]

I pissed myself at these

1. I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free
2. Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse… but enough about Kanye West

The others we average i agree