Sky Diving Pollok

Did you hear about the "Polish man" [insert any one you want here'] who went sky diving?

He jumps out of the plane with his instructor and they are both free falling and after about 5000 feet the instructor yells to him, "its time to pull your shoot" and the pollok replies " not yet, i am enjoying this too much!"....so the instructor pulls his shoot and watches as the polish man free falls more.....

Eventually the instructors is screaming at the pollok..."PULL YOU SHOOT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!".....the pollok replies..."NOT YET!!!".....

Well finally at 10 feet the instructors is screaming at him, "You idiot, you should of pulled your shoot!!!"....to which the pollok replies..."NO Worries...I CAN JUMP FROM HERE!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO:no::no::no:

:lolol

Good one!!