Undeniable Adult Truths

[Chips]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking.
~Buddhist Saying

[Maria F]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
[SIZE=4]

I would add to this, A good friend should also delete any images and compromising email from his friends emails.

[Anthony]

LOL, good stuff!

[Renee]

Love it.

I especially love number 10.
I'm pretty sure most of my stories come from bad decisions

[andrew.macfarlane]

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Couldn't agree more except in the UK we call them trousers

[Marit VS]

"How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?"'

I think two? Then I just smile and nod. It's amazing HOW OFTEN this happens to me.

[andrew.macfarlane]

What ages did everyone have their quarter life, third life and half life crisises?

I think I had a mini quarter life crisis a couple of weeks ago and spent far too much on alcohol the following night to compensate!

#twentypoundcardminimum #thisroundsonme #letsstayoutallnight

[Maria F]

What ages did everyone have their quarter life, third life and half life crisises?

I think I had a mini quarter life crisis a couple of weeks ago and spent far too much on alcohol the following night to compensate!

#twentypoundcardminimum #thisroundsonme #letsstayoutallnight

I am still waiting for mine. Not looking forward to it.

[xecutable]

That #17 is too funny. Avoid ghetto and #24 is just L O L.

[universal4]

Wait, we were supposed to wear a helmet?

That explains a few things.

Rick
Universal4

[Renee]

What ages did everyone have their quarter life, third life and half life crisises?

I think I had a mini quarter life crisis a couple of weeks ago and spent far too much on alcohol the following night to compensate!

#twentypoundcardminimum #thisroundsonme #letsstayoutallnight

When I was 25 I had a bit of a crisis which led me to meet my fiance. I booked flights to Melbourne for new year just because all my friends had partners and I had noone to do anything with.

So I suppose we are going back to number 10 again?
The bad decision being booking flights with no agenda, not the meeting of my fiance part

[LindaH]

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

I totally agree! HAHAHAH!

[QuasarAffiliates]

No. 3 definitely does it for me.... I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Regards,
Rebecca