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But if your like me, and love em...Read on! lol
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Why can't a Lesbian "diet" and put "makeup" on at the same time?
BECAUSE..
She can't "eat Jenny Craig" while "Mary Kay" is on her face!
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Originally Posted by giggles7p
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That was gold.. I may use that one :)
Whats the worst thing about being a rollerblader?
Telling your parents you're gay!
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Renee, i think we are the only ones who get these?
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Either that or we are the only two sickos here :)Quote:
Originally Posted by giggles7p
I take pride in being a sicko.
The big bad Wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."
And the little piggy said "F- off or I'll sneeze on you."
My favorite:
Did you hear about the midget lesbians?
They came out of the "liquor" cabinet!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@Matted!
Omg, made me *** myself! lolllll
Renee@Lmao!!!! I get it! lollll
ok, my turn...lolll
How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down!
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Disclamer [ sorry if these jokes offend anyone, just playing, i love everyone no matter what your sexual orientation! Big Kiss!] But you have to admit, these are funny as hell!! LOLLLLLL
Dear Abby
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Regards
Concerned
Thats the first one i got so far! :joy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Renee
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q. Why do men break wind more that women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and you wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A. A woman who won't do what she's told.
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always".
Q. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
A. It's called a wedding cake.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
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I take it your a man? LOLLLLLLLLL
Those are great, i love the one, Married Mrs Right...lolll:clap:
Next..
Why did Tigger put his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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