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Three old men are talking about their infirmities.
The 70 year old says: "Every morning I wake up at 6 and it takes more than 15 minutes before I'm able to ***."
The 80 year old says: "Every morning I wake up at 7 and it takes more than half an hour before I can make a dump."
The 90 year old says: "Every morning at 8 I **** and **** like a horse."
"So, what's your problem then?", the other 2 asked.
The 90 year old replies: "I only wake up at 9!"
Dirty and funny
That's worrying - i have the same problem and i'm less that half the age....Quote:
Originally Posted by casinoplanet
Ahhh Poor thing, that is sad!
If not needing a dump as first thing when i get up is the most concerning thing in my life, i consider my life exceptionally blessed lol.
Yuk!
ha ha ha nice one, I like it... lol
haha nice! Thats probably going to happen to me when im that age... no shame in that!
the joys of getting old