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The 70 year old says: "Every morning I wake up at 6 and it takes more than 15 minutes before I'm able to ***."
The 80 year old says: "Every morning I wake up at 7 and it takes more than half an hour before I can make a dump."
The 90 year old says: "Every morning at 8 I **** and **** like a horse."
"So, what's your problem then?", the other 2 asked.
The 90 year old replies: "I only wake up at 9!"
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10 April 2012, 3:40 pm #1
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A Dirty One
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10 April 2012, 3:50 pm #2
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Dirty and funny
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10 April 2012, 4:58 pm #3
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That's worrying - i have the same problem and i'm less that half the age....
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11 April 2012, 6:39 am #4
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Ahhh Poor thing, that is sad!
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11 April 2012, 6:53 am #5
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If not needing a dump as first thing when i get up is the most concerning thing in my life, i consider my life exceptionally blessed lol.
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26 April 2012, 4:52 am #6
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Yuk!
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3 May 2012, 8:30 am #7
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ha ha ha nice one, I like it... lol
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3 May 2012, 2:33 pm #8
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haha nice! Thats probably going to happen to me when im that age... no shame in that!
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the joys of getting old
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