Q - What do you call a rabbit with a bent willy?
A - Fucks Funny. :-)
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Q - What do you call a rabbit with a bent willy?
A - Fucks Funny. :-)
Q - What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A - A pool table.
Q - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A - The taste.
Q - Where do you get virgin wool from?
A - Ugly sheep.
And my favorite...
Q - How do you get holy water?
A - Boil the hell out of it.
Lol very good jokes!
Im going to try my luck with one.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other one and asks " Are you worried about getting this mad cow disease thats rotting our brains?" The other cow replies, "Why should I be worried? Im a squirrel"