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    Default Friday's Joke

    Q - What do you call a rabbit with a bent willy?
    A - Fucks Funny.

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    Q - What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
    A - A pool table.

    Q - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
    A - The taste.

    Q - Where do you get virgin wool from?
    A - Ugly sheep.

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    Q - How do you get holy water?
    A - Boil the hell out of it.
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    Lol very good jokes!

    Im going to try my luck with one.

    Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other one and asks " Are you worried about getting this mad cow disease thats rotting our brains?" The other cow replies, "Why should I be worried? Im a squirrel"

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