So...I was just kidding last week. We are not bringing any brand new and delightfully uninformed females to Cyprus. Only me. Sorry boys! I will, however, be accompanied by my faux hawk bearing partner in crime Eric and our CEO's twin (and son) Steven. Who needs a young, hot, single and fun blond girl at conferences when you have these two men at your side? The answer should be obvious! No one! I am sure you all agree with me.
When arriving in Cyprus, I will also be accompanied by numerous boxes of GPWA Times magazines, hand carried on the plane of course, to be distributed at the Poker Conference for your reading pleasure. Similar to the 2007 Barcelona issue, I put together another list of 10 favorites, but this time around, the lucky ones who have been chosen are related to the online poker industry. In addition to my list of 10, we have a casino security cover story, a legal analysis of the online gaming situation in the USA, some friendly freeroll hosting advice, affiliate interviews, and affiliate manager interviews. You will particularly enjoy reading about RakeTheRake.com's Karim Wilkins who was too hung over to submit his interview on time, AffiliateClub.com's Czech beauty Katerina Milf with a very appropriate last name (once she has kids), and ShareTheChili.com's Nadine Cassar who was crowned "Miss Malta" in 2003 and 2004. We have pictures too. Who wants a copy?!
Who needs girls when you have this?!
Katerina Milf. Literally.
Miss Malta 2003 & 2004