THE CREATION OF A VAGINA

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could ***.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and ****** it and called it a c***