Would you rather....

[AE-Martyn]

Following on from a colourful topic discussed in the office today, it raised many LOL's so I thought I'd post here to see what others come up with. Post your answer and a question.

The question, would you rather, examples below...

Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald, not a single hair?

Would you rather fart as loud as fireworks or urinate spicy sauce for the rest of your life?

[Jokerman99]

Following on from a colourful topic discussed in the office today, it raised many LOL's so I thought I'd post here to see what others come up with. Post your answer and a question.

The question, would you rather, examples below...

Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald, not a single hair?

Would you rather fart as loud as fireworks or urinate spicy sauce for the rest of your life?

We know you'd rather be hairy all over and urinate spicy sauce, but sadly, you have to play the hand you were dealt

[AE-Martyn]

haha, good reply. However, I think if you reply you should also come up with your own 'would you rather' question.

[sweetbet]

Would you rather be able to talk with the animals or speak all foreign languages?

I'd rather talk with the animals, because google translate can help me understand most foreign languages

[Renee]

Following on from a colourful topic discussed in the office today, it raised many LOL's so I thought I'd post here to see what others come up with. Post your answer and a question.

The question, would you rather, examples below...

Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald, not a single hair?

Would you rather fart as loud as fireworks or urinate spicy sauce for the rest of your life?

What was the colourful topic discussed in the office?

I'm not even going to answer the first one.

Fart as loud as fireworks - how is that even a question? That is my life dream, right after a snorkel turd.

Would you rather have no internet or no mobile phone?

I think I'd prefer no mobile phone. I can live without them both, but I'd rather people not be able to find me if I'm not at home.

[Miles_FTA]

1) Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper
2) Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?
3) Would you rather email an embarrassing email to your entire company or eat an entire stick of butter
4) Would you rather give up alcohol for a year or give up your smartphone for a month?

I just found this ... seems its a party Game http://www.enkivillage.com/would-you...questions.html

[Jawohl]

Easy... Bald! Who wants hair anyway...

[DaftDog]

Would you rather burp and taste it or fart and waste it?

Would you rather be a super affiliate and be Martyn's bitch or just a regular affiliate and have Martyn as your bitch?

[AE-Stephen]

Regular affiliate and have Martyn as my bitch.

Regards
Martyn's Bitch.

[Renee]

Would you rather burp and taste it or fart and waste it?

Would you rather be a super affiliate and be Martyn's bitch or just a regular affiliate and have Martyn as your bitch?

What is fart and waste it?
Does that mean only silent farts? My god I would die if that was the case. They wouldn't be funny any more!

Regular affiliate and have Martyn as my bitch.

Regards
Martyn's Bitch.

I thought Martyn was everyone's bitch already.

Hot chicks in your new pic btw

[AE-Stephen]

I think the chain of succession goes:

Everyone
Marty


Me


I picked those girls up in Berlin, $300 CPV deal.

[ocreditor]

I think the chain of succession goes:

Everyone
Marty

Me

I picked those girls up in Berlin, $300 CPV deal.

Good deal

[AE-Martyn]

Good deal

Soiled goods bro.

[DaftDog]

What is fart and waste it?

You miss out on the taste.

[Renee]

You miss out on the taste.

I am still so confused by this, and I really shouldn't be considering how much I actually fart.

I'm thinking either you fart and there is no sound or smell, or you actually can't taste the food but fart anyway. Either way I'm certain I'm wrong.

I think the chain of succession goes:

Everyone
Marty


Me


I picked those girls up in Berlin, $300 CPV deal.

Pfft. $300. What are you smoking?

Soiled goods bro.

I'll remember that fathead!

[DaftDog]

I am still so confused by this, and I really shouldn't be considering how much I actually fart.

I'm thinking either you fart and there is no sound or smell, or you actually can't taste the food but fart anyway. Either way I'm certain I'm wrong

Ja, you're doing that chick thing again - over analysing every little detail.

[ocreditor]

Pfft. $300. What are you smoking?

lol something very good for illusions I guess.

[Renee]

Ja, you're doing that chick thing again - over analysing every little detail.

Well, you know, it's the only really girly thing I do, so I better do it well!

[AE-Martyn]

Would you rather be in work with a hangover in the Crimbo limbo period or be at home sleeping it all off?

[ocreditor]

Would you rather be in work with a hangover in the Crimbo limbo period or be at home sleeping it all off?

Sleeping it all off Martyn, always beats the hangover