Revenge of the cinema cell phone witch

**Caruso** · 9 June 2011, 5:26 pm

Girl uses cell phone in cinema in Texas. Management, with a "no cell phone use or talking" policy (oh joy), kicks her out. Choking back the tears, she leaves this message on their answer phone:

http://cf.drafthouse.com/she_texted_..._her_out2.html

Clientele recommends cattle prods and surgical tongue removal for such offences:

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/0...at-the-movies/

Think I might emigrate to Texas, in the Magnited States Of America, on this basis alone. These are my kind of people.

**rak** · 9 June 2011, 5:45 pm

The uncensored version with some text.. to give that extra impact!!

**xecutable** · 9 June 2011, 10:21 pm

This is hilarious All Right?

Apparently that particular the-a-ter served BEER. I mean what do you expect

she has had obviously been drinking All Right?.

**rak** · 9 June 2011, 11:11 pm

Originally Posted by xecutable

This is hilarious All Right?

Apparently that particular the-a-ter served BEER. I mean what do you expect

she has had obviously been drinking All Right?.

lol *rolls eyes* it always comes back to beer. always. and its that time of the week as well.. friday evening is nearing, im going to have a nice... bottle of wine, and so some work tonight. i've decided.

**wagerjunction** · 10 June 2011, 12:52 pm

Originally Posted by rak

lol *rolls eyes* it always comes back to beer. always. and its that time of the week as well.. friday evening is nearing, im going to have a nice... bottle of wine, and so some work tonight. i've decided.

Seriously rak, what seems to be that obsession you have with working Friday nights??? Friday nights made here to have fun, to chill after an excruciating week at work. Bottle of wine: fine --- Work: NOT tonight!

**rak** · 10 June 2011, 8:04 pm

Originally Posted by wagerjunction

Seriously rak, what seems to be that obsession you have with working Friday nights??? Friday nights made here to have fun, to chill after an excruciating week at work. Bottle of wine: fine --- Work: NOT tonight!

Hey hey!!! Its fun! Headphones on, hood up, warms clothes on (cause its really cold here at the moment)... lights dim low, big fish bowl wine glass with lots of wine in it. I thought it was a very nice night!

**Gabriel_LCP** · 11 June 2011, 1:44 pm

I mean she did have a point in that voice mail! I get where she is coming from

**xecutable** · 11 June 2011, 1:45 pm

Originally Posted by Gabriel_LCP

I mean she did have a point in that voice mail! I get where she is coming from

But she said it in a very funny way

all right

? Like every second word was "all right"

**Kasinoportalen** · 11 June 2011, 2:22 pm

That was pretty funny....all right?

**ocreditor** · 12 June 2011, 2:06 am

hahaha that's hilarious

**Renee** · 13 June 2011, 10:17 pm

Bwhahah thats awesome. I love how she can't even say the name of her country correctly.

Where is natural selection. Seriously?

**eaton2003** · 14 June 2011, 11:59 am

lol... funny stuff... glad to see she got kicked out of theatre as it really p***s me off when people text and talk while you are trying to watch a movie. Can they bring a theatre near me?

**wagerjunction** · 14 June 2011, 2:04 pm

Originally Posted by rak

Hey hey!!! Its fun! Headphones on, hood up, warms clothes on (cause its really cold here at the moment)... lights dim low, big fish bowl wine glass with lots of wine in it. I thought it was a very nice night!

Ohhhh, does make more sense to me now. Wait a sec... where's the wife in all this

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