Man finds kitten whilst going down on his 55 stone girlfriend! NSFW (maybe)

[baldidiot]

Note: This link probably isn't safe if you work in a prudish office, but it isn't that bad.

"MY FELLA WENT DOWN ON ME AND FOUND NEXT DOOR’S MISSING KITTEN!"

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1292

[Gabriel_LCP]

How in the world... So she didn't hear a screaming cat and didn't feel the kittens claws sticking in her skin gasping for air... poor little cat! Thats pretty disturbing... but there is something more disturbing about this article, I bet you guys know what I'm talking about.

[RYPC]

wow ! pretty gross LOL. Poor cat never saw her coming I guess It's really sad but i can't stop laughing
eating p*ssy gets a whole new dimension here hahahaha. omg...

[rak]

im er.. feeling really disturbed now. i actually read the first 2 sentences, scrolled down and saw the words "men love my lumpy lumps" .. shut the window down, some a lotta fat... and then put my head in my hands and shook my head from side to side.

[baldidiot]

Technically, she's a model:

But Mandy – real name Amanda Simmons – makes a decent living from being so big. She earns up to £60,000 a year posing for men with a fetish for larger ladies.

[casinobonusguy]

I am wearing a two piece thong to London in January ,Suddenly I feel very skinny lol

[baldidiot]

I am wearing a two piece thong to London in January

Me too!

[davemerry]

I'm lost for words... people like that exist?!!!

[AWH-Gemma]

I saw this story posted in a group on Facebook called 'Don't pick on fat people, they already have enough on their plate'

[pompeyrayuk]

Well im gobsmacked lol
Ashamedly I will admit ive come close to fimding a hair ball once lol

[davemerry]

I saw this story posted in a group on Facebook called 'Don't pick on fat people, they already have enough on their plate'

Haha, I just found and liked that!

[Renee]

Ummmmm WHY WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS?!

WTF is wrong with people?

[casdirs]

LOL i'm so glad the poor cat survived! I don't want to know how it ended up where it was lol That has to be the craziest story of 2011 so far :P

[ocreditor]

I read the whole thread and am too scared to open to link Maybe later, at least a couple of hours after I've had breakfast...

[Zoorana]

I read the whole thread and am too scared to open to link Maybe later, at least a couple of hours after I've had breakfast...

I was thinking the same! Too scared to click on that link i had to read first! whahhahahaaa

Out for a fag and hopefully will have enough courage to watch when i get back.

[ocreditor]

I was thinking the same! Too scared to click on that link i had to read first! whahhahahaaa

Out for a fag and hopefully will have enough courage to watch when i get back.

Good luck with that, haha!

[Zoorana]

Man... that is just so nasty. HORRIBLE!

“And I’m now willing to try anything to lose some weight. This is the wake-up call I needed.”
Oh my oh my. About time :S

I think it was last week i read about an already super super fat person wanting to get even fatter. She said it's makes her feel sexy.

Hold on let me do a quick search..

Ok here you go: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...iest-ever.html

[Fergie]

That's just nasty! The poor kitten.

The last line of the article:
“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”

lmao wtf?

[Renee]

That's just nasty! The poor kitten.

The last line of the article:
“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”

lmao wtf?

That made me think it was a BS article actually..

BTW - the kitten did not survive. It was flattened..

[DaftDog]

That made me think it was a BS article actually..

Exactly, how do you 'go down' on a women that size.