Louis Deering the Chuck Norris of affiliate marketing

**JamieF** · 22 November 2010, 4:04 pm

As many of you may know, my friend and colleague Louis is up for the affiliate manger of the year award at the iGB Awards. To show my support (and not because I feel that I’m in personal danger if I don’t, because I assure you that is not the case), I thought I would rattle off a few reasons why, to me, Louis Deering is the Chuck Norris of affiliate marketing.

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athPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]-->1. Louis Deering was not born he was created by a series of Terms and Conditions

2. Louis Deering does not recruit because the word recruiting infers the probability of failure

3. Louis Deering does not recruit affiliates they recruit themselves

4. With one raise of an eye brow Louis Deering can trigger a CPA

5. Louis Deering does not win awards, iGB created an award for Louis. “best non traditional traditional affiliate manager 2009”

6. Louis Deering sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled affiliate manager ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Louis roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month and take 55% rake back.

7. If a fraudulent affiliate can see Louis Deering, he can see them. If you can't see Louis Deering you may be only seconds away from death.

8. Louis Deering did not move to Colombia they asked if he could live there

9. Louis Deering Manages 50,000 affiliate programs at once

10. People ask how good is Louis Deering, Louis Deering says just read about him

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