
Originally Posted by
AK
Dear Sir, Madam, or other:
Thanks for the heads up on lowering the already useless percentage of my commission on my account to 25%. What an incredible number. Having your business Steal players in front of my face and turning your check knowing I sent them there makes me disturbed.
Granted, I have no one to blame for my current predicament but myself. I had the opportunity to keep my traffic and players low to your organization but I gave You the benefit of the doubt as I'm a greedy bastard, which is why I had too much traffic and sign ups sent to you in the first place. There are a number of other ways I could have obtained these sign ups with no worries, but I chose to make a deal with the white devil. By the way, that's you. Incidentally, I have no idea if you are white or not. I am, although I do enjoy the rap music.
Completely beside the point.
Anyway, I got the notice you sent me today over Msn Messenger. You know the one I'm taking about? It's entitled, "Important notice for Your Recent Referral".
I think you could have given it a catchier name, like "Hey affiliate member, F*ck You!" or, "Hey Man, Bend Over and Take It Like a Man!"
I reject your terms. In accordance with the requirements you have set forth, I have decided to send you NO more sign ups except the bare minimum to keep account alive. I don't care if I have to suck dick seven nights a week and twice on Sundays. You people are criminals and vampires, and I despise you with every poverty-stricken fiber of my being. You won't get another large signup from me.
If I knew exactly where you were and how to get in, I would visit your office, climb up on your desk and take a dump. Additionally, I hope that as you go to sleep tonight you realize that it is because of your conscienceless strong-arm tactics that has given a partial reason for your companies bad name.
You could have had a nice fat 15 or even 20% commission profits from me. Instead you'll have nothing more then the $10-15k your making from me monthly. Thank you for your time, you piece of sh*t.
Eat me.
AK
PS: While you and your cubicle boss are giggling about the insane vitriol contained in this letter, please do me the honor of picturing me fuc*ing your mother.