whats your title - WIFE

[Puma]

Two guys and a gal were sitting at a bar talking about their professions. The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE... you know... Young, Urban, Professional.
The second guys says, "I'm a DINK... you know... Double Income No Kids."
They turn around and asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied, "I'm a WIFE... you know... WASH, IRON, ****, ETC."

[Puma]

<table class="contentpaneopen"><tbody><tr><td class="contentheading" width="100%"> Spicy Sex Life

</td> <td class="buttonheading" align="right" width="100%"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as they had a drink. She slowly spread her legs...."Honey would you like some of this..?"
"Hell no, look what it's done to your underwear!"

[HBKKH]

not bad...

[Anthony]

LOL