Going on a Cruise?

[DaftDog]

With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med.

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "Off course."

# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

[cass]

Nice one Ixian.

[Roulette Zeitung]

The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

Double standards.

[grem]

Some funny jokes there

[uniquei]

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "Off course."

Yes he knew "off course" lol

[mishka11]

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

+1. Although I don't think the Italian economy is that bad. Well, is it?