The Nun...

[Shaun O'neill]

A NUN WAS SITTING AT STANSTEAD AIRPORT , WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO

PARIS ..



SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES

THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND

SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'



SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT HER 20p

IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, AND

YOU ARE GOING TO LOUDRES VIA PARIS ..'



THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN.. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLY

GIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE

CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK TO THE

MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT HER COIN IN, AND OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ:



'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING TO LOUDRES AND YOU

ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'



THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.' SHE SAT BACK DOWN.



FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A IRISH TINKER CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING HIS

FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN THEM. WITHOUT THINKING, SHE OPENED THE

TINKER'S CASE, TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL
MUSIC.
SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE MACHINE,

THINKING,

'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'



BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER COIN, AND ANOTHER CARD

CAME OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS , YOU ARE GOING

TO PARIS AND YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.' NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE
IS
WRONG, AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A

SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.' BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE SHE

SLIPPED,AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO THE

FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND. ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED

AT THE MACHINE. SHE SAID TO HERSELF, 'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE. I'VE

GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER 20p

AND ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.





IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND

FARTED AROUND SO MUCH YOU HAVE MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO PARIS '.

[Doolally]

lol. Worth a chuckle!

[machutch]

hehe need to remember this one for my son