A Playboy model and Prince Charles were standing at the gates of heaven but there was only room for one of them.

St Peter came down and asked the model why she should enter.

"Just look at these tits!! 36FF beauties!! Voted best tits 2006 n 2007"

Impressed St Peter turned around to see Charlie flushing the chain in the mens room.

He beckoned him over and said "Enter"

As the model tried to protest St Peter waved her away "A Royal Flush is better than a pair no matter how big"